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If we had 3-5 more points than we do now, it's unlikely this question would never have arisen.

This. Everyone out.

Depends on the result.

In not so recent times but certainly in the past 10-15 years, James Beattie was a snip at £1m. Pahars, also.

For sheer impact in recent times, it's Lambert. The re-signing for Lallana, Schneiderlin etc as well. Defensively, the Jose Fonte signing in League One was another in recent seasons which has helped catapult us forward.

He's better than Phillips IMO. Still, off to Liverpool by the sounds of things.

Wenger's a ****. He bangs on about other teams (Man City, Barca) talking publicly about his players then in the same week was talking about AOC before he'd signed for them.

Adam Lallana is a lot better than people give him credit for, and he's just getting around to proving that now. He'd fit in quite nicely in any top 4 team....

I hate that pr1ck so much it hurts. He's such a f()cking c()nt. Yes, don't copy us but copy Portsmouth - parade a kid on the pitch with a £10k cheque and not give it to him. Hope you're reading this you th1ck w4nker...

Hello Skates!!!! Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Truly one of the giants of football. Thick c()nts.

Lads... I work for Howdens and can probably sort you out an Xmas special, especially as you're a fellow Saint! PM me if you want and I'll let you know how to get in contact

Massive ROFLs. Hobnob, anyone?

For a temporary £6-£10m gain, we could end up losing our PL status and far more. It's a "not for sale" from me. You should only sell players when it's the right time to do so - never because someone might offer a sizeable amount of money. The disruption to the team this would cause would make things quite difficult, and we'd have to put aside some time to adapt.. time we won't have if we're scrapping for PL status.

They done it to me about 8 times last season and a couple this... never reliable! Almost had a tenner on Villa at the start, just had that "funny feeling". In the end, I didn't... never mind!

I absolutely love this. That's superb. When do we start filming? ;-) On the betting front, two weeks of £125 profit pw. I'm clawing my way back to Betfair solvency. The formula is working! BTW... thanks, La Viola!

Christ, that must be difficult to work, what with all the brother-mother-sister-father swapping that goes on over there....

Likewise, I asked a question politely and got blocked. C()nt.

Surely Neil c()ntflaps Allen's investigative skills would have uncovered this problem months ago? Or not.

Olympics, Promotion, Ryder Cup... and all the intermittent moments where Pompey were providing the rofl's... and continue to do so

Correction... 227! http://hobnob.royals.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=116593

He'd be developing properly if his manager was Alex Ferguson. Same goes for Theo.

You're going to be afforded plenty of ROFL'ing over the next few months

Still makes me rofl; http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8656390.stm