Crab Lungs

Timmy Flowcast - fusing the two together (1 x ex-England international and 1 x normal person masquerading as a professional goalkeeper) would mean the hybrid's ability would level out at around Sunday League keeper standard.

Worst chant: "Scummers" (coming from Bournemouth fans)

Why has the Bournemouth love-in restarted? They hate us. :-/

This video has me in stitches every time. I never realised how bad McShane was until I watched it and now I watch wherever he's playing (currently Barnsley) to see if he is as bad as the highlights reel suggests. Bearing in mind this is only one seasons worth of compilations: :lol:

Marching On Together, Leeds

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/charlie-sheen-not-bipolar-bi-winning-13017875 Love this interview. Bonkers... or is it?

http://livethesheendream.com/

Thats how I feel. Not worried about anyone in the PO's other than Peterborough. Nothing to do with Ferguson, everything to do with their players. And my word, Ferguson is a ****. Would be beautiful to play them and Chaplow to score the winner though...

And they appointed Paul Hart as his replacement... ROFLCOPTERS!

His English name is 'Michael Smith' :-o

Brilliant suggestion but if the morons can't master Oh when the Saints without spazzing out, I don't hold much hope for this being sung (( Maybe the more intelligent ones can sing the verses, and just leave the "do do's" to them?

In an ideal world we would cut our defence spending to 0%. And in an ideal world, so would everyone else. Sadly, we don't live in an ideal world. Taking the moral lead would only invite people to have a pop, not deter them.

Found it hard to hot wax myself to death after 04/05, so switched to more traditional methods!

I agree we've got a strong squad, yes. But really, why are below Bournemouth if its that strong? Surely it has to be the management, or the players which aren't performing... which is it? That said, we've still a way to go this year so we shouldn't worry. Frustrating that we've missed out on some players who could have provided great depth though, or, alternatively, competition for the starting 11.

I think you'd need a more solid reason than Schneiderlin's injury for an emergency loan. I can think of plenty of players that we should have chased in the Summer and this window though, but didn't.

I echo the sentiments of a poster earlier (can't remember which one). I too believe that we have players who are far too intelligent to be fooled by NA's constant 'positive rhetoric' and in fact, probably are sick of it. Nevermind, we'll see. I've got my razors at the ready - have you?

It's Lloyd James' turn this weekend!

Oh man, just finished another sortie to Bramshott and by the sounds of things, we've got more voices on tape this time. Tbh, I'm too terrified to listen to it! I think this was my last 'investigation'. There is an awesome Coast to Coast episode featuring EVP's... I recommend you listen to it, it's incredible (and unnerving) at the same time: http://zfirelight.blogspot.com/2010/10/10-29-10-evp-research-brendan-cook.html It get's going around part 2 and 3 and the voices get better :-o

Love the analogy but what are the chances of them getting the empty chamber? Pretty high I'd say... dirty, cheating bast4rds.

Good point. And what if they did and then consciously decided that they didn't care anyway? Oh heck! Now they don't care! This is a never ending cycle of doom! FFS

I'm starting to worry about the knock on effect this might have on the players if they read this thread and see all of this doubt among the supporters. It's a well known fact that footballers are more susceptible to internet criticism than any other profession in the country. This doesn't bode well.

Sadly not, though he was one of the very few conversations I've had with Scouser that I actually enjoyed.

Bought some new razors for tonight, just in case we pick up anything less than a win.

This could be because we're now moving into a higher state of conciousness. I will see what I can do, arf-arf.

I met David Nugent in Marbella; he called me a scummer. That said, he's actually alright and has done it at Champ level before so why not? Don't think he takes our rivalry too seriously anyway. The biggest problem would be his wages... then again, he wont' get another contract like the one he got a Portsmouth and besides, we'll probably be one of the few clubs who could afford him outside the PL.