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Spot on Benji, top post.

You don't remember how bad he was at Nottingham Forest, I assume?

Heard similar myself, but couldn't say that it was true... only a rumour.

Jesus, here come the suicidals.

I don't think you can tell the people who are hellbent on demonising NC. Same mentals who compared Lowe to Hitler and so forth.... FWIW, I agree with you though...

30 working managers... in England, or worldwide?

Can we afford to appoint anyone other than someone with previous success as a manager? In my opinion, no, we cannot. We must get the best available, proven manager out there. Sadly, it means gambles like Clark, Zola et al should not be considered...

honestly, what does it matter? The player played under that manager on loan at Citadella... :S

Lol, pwnd. Not you. StRichmond. Talk about going overboard... I'm not happy, but christ almighty.....

Exactly how did you work that one out!?

I don't know if you're on a windup but this sounds really quite plausible... :-o

Will he be speaking in Hampshire Hog or Urban Chav during his press conference?

I'll kill myself too, tbh. Can't stand him - a d1ck, and an absolutely terrible manager

I ****ing hate Charlton fans. They talk of Pardew having an ego, what about them? Yeah, good job on booing Curbishley out of a job, f()cking morons. Arrogant ones too...

Bruno Metsu back and to bring Papa Waigo with back with him

Oh great. Scott Carson and Matthew Upson back. No, seriously, they deserve to be - after all, they're not proven failures at all. And good on him for omitting Joe Cole; he's useless. :S

More over image-conscious plebs for the mind-numbingly stupid masses.

It's not humanely possible for this to get any funnier, right? Think again. http://www.ibrahimasonko.com/

So, not a good end to the week for Portsmouth For a start, the infamous Portsmouth mob got "turned over" off the pitch whilst their team was dismantled on it http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=293541 And now the greatest fans in the world are turning on both players and manager... (would like you a thread but there are so many so just take your pick) Oh dear.

Hmm, ex striker sounding name. Corp Ho = Defoe? Still, it's good to see it's all roses and smiles at the dog**** end of the M27.

I hope he doesn't wait too bloody long, we've already missed out on Lambert-alikes Ben Burgess and Alan Lee to rival L1 clubs...

2,200 Reading fans, 8,000 at Fratton.... AND they were selling tickets for £2 to kids. Lolz. Massive club.

At least his site is more professional than Marc Jackson's.... http://thomaslever.com/About%20Me.html

And what will happen is this; Pompey will loan those players in, knowingly breaking the rules. A few days later, the FA/FL will wisen up and go... "oh, hang on a minute..." They'll review it for a day and eventually decide that Pompey once again sticking the V's up to the rest of the football league and the other teams in their league is "just" because they've had such a hard time of it recently - thus granting "special dispensation" as they've only had 4 players on the bench recently.

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