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Gotta be Forecast. Step up, Tommy F...

Please someone do this and hide a Saints shirt under your top... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/home/Become-Pompey-s-npower-Sub-1849.aspx Maybe Cotterill could fill the bench if he can make this promotion a regular thing?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bygone-blues/utaka_lined_up_for_return_to_france_1_2354386?commentspage=4#commentsSection "He always flattered to deceive, now it is time for BC to step up to the mark. Failure to do so will make life unbearable from our voiciferous True Blue supporters. PUP" one comment among many lol-worthy comments. Lol.

Exactly how I felt about the ref today, appalling... therefore:

Keith, Ian and Andy are right d1cks.

PC Goody from the Thin Blue Line would be a fantastic spokesperson for this initiative.

Are Pompey doing their tickets for any cheaper? God knows they need it...

Sorry Stevo, my grandparents gave theirs away

Haven't played FM since... you know what Yes, 290,000 players retained normally :-o

*might* be able to help here, Stevo... will let you know asap.

Southampton - "spirit of the immigrants" Love it.

Stop reading my mind!!! (surprise, surprise I agree with everything you've said)

btb

It could become an irreversible, horrible, melded, entwined concoction with one group of people living by religious rule, another by state law... :-o

Why are they mixing religious values with government work? If they want to go all fundamental, either pop over to Texas and join one of the loony townships there or grow a beard and a chip on your shoulder and go to a village in Pakistan...

I think Keys is sincere. Gray, on the other hand, is renowned for his bulbous, all-consuming ego.

They don't understand the LBW rule, fact.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/27786147/The-Usborne-Book-of-the-Future Thought this is pretty scarily accurate...

Seeing as he hasn't posted it yet, this is courtesy of saint stevo....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvsaG3b9uVY

lmfao

Sweepstake on who Cotterill blames for this latest defeat?

Yup, I think you're right there. He'll defo end up on one of the Prem channels in the Middle East.

You literally read my mind, every post you make :-o

..or the Dagestani's, it would appear. Irrespective... Islamist faction wanting independence. Again.

My money's on the Chechens. Or should I say, the Islamist faction wanting independence...