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Will he be speaking in Hampshire Hog or Urban Chav during his press conference?

I'll kill myself too, tbh. Can't stand him - a d1ck, and an absolutely terrible manager

I ****ing hate Charlton fans. They talk of Pardew having an ego, what about them? Yeah, good job on booing Curbishley out of a job, f()cking morons. Arrogant ones too...

Bruno Metsu back and to bring Papa Waigo with back with him

Oh great. Scott Carson and Matthew Upson back. No, seriously, they deserve to be - after all, they're not proven failures at all. And good on him for omitting Joe Cole; he's useless. :S

More over image-conscious plebs for the mind-numbingly stupid masses.

It's not humanely possible for this to get any funnier, right? Think again. http://www.ibrahimasonko.com/

So, not a good end to the week for Portsmouth For a start, the infamous Portsmouth mob got "turned over" off the pitch whilst their team was dismantled on it http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=293541 And now the greatest fans in the world are turning on both players and manager... (would like you a thread but there are so many so just take your pick) Oh dear.

Hmm, ex striker sounding name. Corp Ho = Defoe? Still, it's good to see it's all roses and smiles at the dog**** end of the M27.

I hope he doesn't wait too bloody long, we've already missed out on Lambert-alikes Ben Burgess and Alan Lee to rival L1 clubs...

2,200 Reading fans, 8,000 at Fratton.... AND they were selling tickets for £2 to kids. Lolz. Massive club.

At least his site is more professional than Marc Jackson's.... http://thomaslever.com/About%20Me.html

And what will happen is this; Pompey will loan those players in, knowingly breaking the rules. A few days later, the FA/FL will wisen up and go... "oh, hang on a minute..." They'll review it for a day and eventually decide that Pompey once again sticking the V's up to the rest of the football league and the other teams in their league is "just" because they've had such a hard time of it recently - thus granting "special dispensation" as they've only had 4 players on the bench recently.

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I didn't think he was lazy - just incredibly slow motion. I liked Rasiak

CDDAJFU http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Thornton

Good god... absolutely relieved. We've won, but I'm still nervous! Gracious interview by Trescothick, so honest LOL's at Atherton saying it looked like a scene from M*A*S*H

I agree about Benali - not one of the most gifted (that said, I never thought he was *THAT* bad!) but whenever a relegation scrap came about, you could rely on the llikes of him, Dodd etc - every single time.

FAO Corp Ho Classy lot on here, well done: http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=288626 And you even had to be warned *not* to take the ****... http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=289155 This post ain't point scoring, it's proving a point. And I'm sure there was more on POL but irrespective the fact remains ... The majority of you are F()ckin' pr1cks

Isn't this meant to be a serious thread? Maybe not legend status but Ken Monkou and Chris Marsden are two players I remember fondly growing up.

No worries guys - glad to see the WIFM movement is growing ever stronger

Clutching at straws at a sensitive time... bitter, bitter, bitter http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=289014 This is tame to alot of what I've seen, but just typifies many Skates. "Do one, you six fingered retards"

I think you'll find he could be referring to the Plymouth game...

Oops, lmao!

Uh oh... the video http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~2120366,00.html