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Portsmouth fans already demanding their club make him an offer... :-/

Horrible club, horrible fans and should have gone out of business a long, long time ago. Reading those ungrateful little turds lay in to their ONLY concrete investment hope riles me, so much so as I do hope they finally get what they have long deserved - extinction. (and that wouldn't even matter to the creditors awaiting their money back as, let's face it, Portsmouth have no intention of paying them any money back anyway). Cheating, lying filth.

Corp's really hit a new all-time low with that post. With all due respect, why is it only the blue few who actually fail to admit that they've done wrong?

Without doubt. A prediction I made within the first few games I ever saw him.

Ahhh, the nineties... Dave Hughes cameos, Neil Heaney on the wing and the mercurial Cosimo Sarli in the reserves.

200 odd to Bolton at the height of their power. Regular 100-150 to Sunderland and Wigan last year... in fact, somewhere around there is some great pictures of their support (basically, a few thousand coloured seats with some mongs sitting inbetween the vast spaces)

How is Mr Mc75k plus expenses?

"This whole thing stinks and l think that there is a conspiracy between the PL and FL to drive us out of business UEFA and FIFA need to urgently step in and sort this nonsense out." Absolutely priceless... I mean, seriously, are this lot for real? You overspent AGAIN and did so knowingly. It is your own fault, not anyone elses. Prized bell-ends, they really are...

I think it's the effort to do that which is what The9 means. The effort to get into those positions and so forth, as opposed to standing around idle. Though to do that does take some tactical nous, for a start, you have to instruct the players to do those things (assuming you have the calibre of players available with the ability to do it, which we seemingly do have)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/9093733.stm Steve Cotterill in "World's against us, we done nuffink wrong" shocker...

Which reminded me... http://www.2shared.com/document/Bi10gvTr/PFCbuyerguide.html Sadly, never got round to finishing it, so uploading it now. Hopefully it'll raise a few chuckles...

Lmao, brilliant!!!

I really, really wish you'd post more often. You're genius! On another note, I do sympathise a little with Corpy's point. I was reading the thread on Saturday and did think it was getting a little out of hand, especially so when our own fans were reported Mokoena - rightly or wrongly. That doesn't alleviate the fact that they remain cheating, lying scumbags though.

I particularly like this comment... and additionally... Naughty, naughty - you should do your background on the incoming owners - especially if, like you say, you love the club so much. I'm pretty sure he'll return, he's just lurking at the moment, waiting for the price to bottom out at the cheapest it can possibly be whilst building up a fanfare for his return by (rightfully) speaking out against the people who did "rape and pillage" the Skates. No doubt the Skates will lap it up - as always.

Portsmouth fans still not showing any shame, then...

This slip is very, very unlike you!

And you lot wonder why we humour you? Pathetic club, pathetic fans, pathetic manager, pathetic excuses. Go rattle some buckets .....

Ah, it was a doorman? Apologies, didn't read the article, so a semi fail there.

To be fair to Lee Barnard, Southampton at night is full of knuckle draggers and slags.

Why has it taken so long for so many people did realise Bournemouth fans are complete caants?

He's a dour *****, they're fans are pathetic. Hopefully we'll nail them at the monkey chicken petting zoo as well to shut them up again, once and for all.

This is true!

Maybe not you - but it is often the rather hapless Corp Ho who used to regularly embarrass himself with that argument. On another point - d'you think we'll be resuming the proper south coast derbies next season? I'd be interested to hear the opinion of a Portsmouth supporter...

Cherries can keep him. Sounds like a moron, so is very well suited to their club.