Crab Lungs

Lol, I thought this might be a bit too "out there" for the mainstream...

Nope, nothing yet sadly. Hopefully will be able to get the original recordings back soon though...

I'm pretty bored so I thought I'd just have a look around the usual conspiracy/exopolitical/ufology sites to keep my mind occupied and of course, stumbled across many strange, leftfield theories regarding ET's and their supposed influence on World War 2. Without wanting to go too "David Icke", does anyone believe that the Nazi's perhaps reverse engineered technology to help their war efforts or worse still, had a pact of convenience with a malevolent ET species? Of course, many claim there is 'compelling' evidence for the case; the discovery of Nazi plans involving disc-shaped craft, the sheer advancements made by their scientists and the subsequent technology used during WWII or perhaps the much talked about but never confirmed Nazi base in Antarctica, "Neuschwabenland". Are these strong rumours evidence enough to conclude that perhaps the Nazi's were aligned with ET's? Or is it all complete and utter b0ll0cks, dreamed up by dreamy, semi-intelligent weirdos who like hearing the sound of their own voices? Would be very interested to hear opinions...

Great find from Gemmel, Summer 09:

A few classics from the first twelve pages of the thread: Portsmouth fans = hilarious.

The waving of giant, inflatable fish made my day a little more bearable but I pretty much remember everything you've said. Oh, and probably one of the very few games I had to laugh at otherwise I would have cried...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_140318209357611 Dearo, dearo dear. Quite amusing read on there among the many "innits" and stupid questions. One particularly amusing comment stood out: "Do we get money if we have an academy?" Ah yes - Now they want FA sponsored benefits because they have young players.... well, until Cotterill started offloading them by the dozen....

To be fair, the squad he has is utter ****....

Abusive? Well, just a tad... :-o http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/aldershot-town/8241900/Aldershot-discipline-striker-Marvin-Morgan-after-I-hope-you-all-die-Twitter-message-to-fans.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/h/hull_city/9338248.stm ?

37 (according to the Saints website?) shots on goal today and 60% possession? Don't remember it being that one-way but would have been pig sick if we'd cacked this one up! still, well done Saints...

And the fact people idolise them makes me f()cking sick...

I cannot be arsed to completely rip your rather tedious arguments apart entirely but I would like to point out that you've contradicted yourself so many times it's hard to keep up. First you give it the biggie about not spending any money in comparison to us (which, in fact, you have), then you wheel out the "We're paupers" line, then you've played the "We're richer than you" card and now you are getting all "ner ner ner ner" over who spends the most in the transfer window. So... what is exactly is your point?

Pretty much all of Turkish's suggestions, anything from In Brugge but another personal favourite I have to mention is:

What I love about Brighton fans is that they complain about us being bertie-big-b0ll0cks yet harp on about future glory years whilst sitting just about top of League One. :-/ **** the rest of the South Coast anyway - Bournemouth have the same problem, Portsmouth at least have a reason for a rivalry (as such) and worse still, Plymouth also obsessed over us. What is the common denominator here? In recent times, we have been the best supported and highest place club out of the rest... I can only think they harbour some sort of twisted, resentful hatred because of that...

Played three games less though, technically? If I'm reading that right?

Horrible, stinking ****ing club.

Nick Griffin's dessert spoon? :-o

Absolutely spot on. Did a good job at Derby, too.

NYE - a load of ********.

+1.

Horrible little ****ers... they're just users. If they were twice the size they were they'd attack us. I'm with Mary Bale - bin 'em.

I see TSW is still overrun with wet, apologetic hippies then.

Oooooh, thought of another one. The ever snarling Michelle Rodriguez. Think she prefers a lapping to a slapping though

Another footballer-chasing slapper... Gurrrrrgh, can't stand the look of them. One only needs to go down Bedford Place or maybe specifically Junk to see gaggles of these disgusting, lecherous creatures hanging on for some pretty boy with no personality or values, just cash. On a more important note, RIP Dale Roberts... 24.... so sad. Seems Paul Terry's FB has been spammed quite a bit... http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/fail/59539/paul-terry-abused-on-facebook-after-dale-roberts-death.html ... why does the woman pretty much always slip away unnoticed? Still, not condoning the abuse Paul Terry's got, it's not exactly as clear cut as solely his fault. He's just unfortunate his brother already has a reputation for infidelity too. That said, I've no doubt what happened contributed to poor Dale Robert's death but it would also appear that finding out what he did just compounded his mental illness further. Once again ,RIP.