Crab Lungs

Which reminded me... http://www.2shared.com/document/Bi10gvTr/PFCbuyerguide.html Sadly, never got round to finishing it, so uploading it now. Hopefully it'll raise a few chuckles...

Lmao, brilliant!!!

I really, really wish you'd post more often. You're genius! On another note, I do sympathise a little with Corpy's point. I was reading the thread on Saturday and did think it was getting a little out of hand, especially so when our own fans were reported Mokoena - rightly or wrongly. That doesn't alleviate the fact that they remain cheating, lying scumbags though.

I particularly like this comment... and additionally... Naughty, naughty - you should do your background on the incoming owners - especially if, like you say, you love the club so much. I'm pretty sure he'll return, he's just lurking at the moment, waiting for the price to bottom out at the cheapest it can possibly be whilst building up a fanfare for his return by (rightfully) speaking out against the people who did "rape and pillage" the Skates. No doubt the Skates will lap it up - as always.

Portsmouth fans still not showing any shame, then...

This slip is very, very unlike you!

And you lot wonder why we humour you? Pathetic club, pathetic fans, pathetic manager, pathetic excuses. Go rattle some buckets .....

Ah, it was a doorman? Apologies, didn't read the article, so a semi fail there.

To be fair to Lee Barnard, Southampton at night is full of knuckle draggers and slags.

Why has it taken so long for so many people did realise Bournemouth fans are complete caants?

He's a dour *****, they're fans are pathetic. Hopefully we'll nail them at the monkey chicken petting zoo as well to shut them up again, once and for all.

This is true!

Maybe not you - but it is often the rather hapless Corp Ho who used to regularly embarrass himself with that argument. On another point - d'you think we'll be resuming the proper south coast derbies next season? I'd be interested to hear the opinion of a Portsmouth supporter...

Cherries can keep him. Sounds like a moron, so is very well suited to their club.

Eddie Howe in "bad loser" shocker...

Lol, you lot move the goalposts whenever it suits. Now you've got nothing to crow about since your empire on sand foundations collapsed.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7239961/ Oh dear.

Seemed like we kept the ball really well. I just want to add: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Bournemouth. You blue-rinsing, deluded, chip-on-shoulder fantasists. Feck off back to Dorset and I hope you implode, with only Marc Jackson returning to save you and install that much anticiptated Monkey chicken petting zoo. *** EDIT*** Bizarre... appears there is some gracious Cherries fans on Solent :S

Does anyone know how many of the biggest club in the world took to Boro today? I'm assuming I can count their following on my non-webbed fingers...

Can't say he's far from the truth. Saints fans always gave it the large one and when a player gave some back, they whinged to the stewards.

Good. He's a (0ck, Bournemouth fans are (0cks and hopefully they'll get smashed back down to earth. I'm absolutely sick of hearing them giving it the large one on Solent, it's as if they're obsessed. Oh no, wait, they are. Bournemouth = Portsmouth's retarded little brother. (PS: Kudos to Tony Lynam's post - spot on. Though I suspect most of our frothing-at-the-mouth fanbase won't take a blind bit of notice and will continue to whinge, moan and gripe at every opportunity. Hint, people: We almost didn't exist not long ago and we probably would be in a pretty sh1tty state if NC/ML hadn't have invested their time, money and effort in us).

I'm a staunch Fifa-ite but I played PES today and loved it.... now only if they could get the licenses.....

... Just reading their fans thoughts on Hodgson. Now, I refrained pretty much from the reaction they gave Hodgson when he was appointed but in short, it was nothing short of disrespectful and ungrateful. It now appears as if they'd wish Liverpool had stuck with Rafa - a guy who spent £180m and left them with their worst squad in years. It's Hodgson's fault they are rubbish though, of course. Where is the infamous Liverpool "stand by your man" attitude that they gave to their other managers - in particular Rafa Benitez? Personally, I think Hodgson will turn it around eventually, given time, but they are probably around 2-3 years, possibly more, behind the likes Man City, Aston Villa - let alone Man Utd, Chelsea and Arsenal. For a similar case, think what Juande Ramos (what is it with Spanish managers?) did to Spurs and multiply it by 2 or 3 in severity. That's how bad a side he left Hodgson. It annoys me that the fans could be so deluded - don't they actually realise how much Rafa Benitez ****ed up their club and how much of a job Hodgson has? It would appear not... and it's insulting to rate Hodgson as an "average" manager too. Personally, I hope Hodgson gets a better job offer and leaves those ungrateful, braindead sh1ts in the mire...

Oooooooh, what B & Q are you at?