Crab Lungs

Haha!

My dad has a theory that he's doing it for fun, just tasking the p1ss. Beyond all the silly sound bites my dad reckon's he's being smart by giving absolutely nothing away and just talking the kind of cliched sh1te that people want/expect to hear. I wonder if he's correct, bearing in mind our Nige has qualifications coming out of his ears....

Lol, forgot the "together as one" comments!

So basically Portsmouth just stole £1m from Spurs. Dirty, cheating, lying c()nts

I said to my mate he'll play the "hero"; he's done it before, he'll do it again. He'll go eventually though, especially as Eddie Mitchell keeps selling his best players...!

Excellent point, didn't think of that but you do have to wonder! But... .Portsmouth.... cheating? Nah...

that...is..... Superb!

Can't we have shortcode link? I wonder if TSW would object? :-o

Need to also mention about "being in the building"

We could have a poll once we've collected the money - and I am more than happy to setup a PayPal for it!

That's brilliant. I will throw in an extra fiver. Only £40 to go...

What I want to know is... where is SISA these days? Surely they can't be happy with the way the club is run?

Obviously not the finished article but looks excellent. Lol@Liverpool playing Lucas, Poulsen etc in front of him though...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/d/doncaster/9359339.stm Whaley CDAJFU... can play capably at Championship level, just needs someone to take a relatively inexpensive chance on him. If it doesn't work, he leaves - it's as simple as that.

Yes Avram, Portsmouth did do it. By spending £130m that they didn't have and robbing charities in the process. God forbid we attempt to "break" the indomitable Portsmothian spirit...

or if you've got a bucket to hand.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8656390.stm

Still makes me laugh....

Would definitely like to hear that interview again - priceless!

Oh no, please tell me that wasn't a serious reply :-/

I would be more than happy to put £5 in. 9 more people needed?

With their grasp on figures, it's no surprise it they're in a mess. That said, I would have thought the extra finger and thumb here and there would have helped them.... "post 9 - Your youth set up no doubt does something right- How I do not know but it does. The only thing is it's great producing players like Walcot, Bale and now Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain but 3 players in 15 years isn't really that good. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has been at your club since he was 6 (11 years) over 70 other players have been let go in that time so 1 out of 70 divided to cost is not a result. Keep trying though....." 3 players in 15 years? LMFAO. Blackstock, Best, Surman, James, Jones (arguably), McGoldrick, Lallana... Not to mention the others that went elsewhere: Williamson, Sparv, Howard...

Hmmmm http://www.fansonline.net/blackpool/mb/view.php?id=612022

It's a shame Cotterill is shipping out Pack and Ritchie because they aren't good enough - they certainly will be next year where they're headed...

It's bad that he's cheated but how bloody refreshing it is to hear someone admit to it. 95% of the Premier League would probably dodge the question or deny it...