Crab Lungs

God the shortlist of managers looks thin now. Hasn't been mentioned on here but... what's Michael Laudrup up to now? I take it a mega clubs interest remained elusive to him

Christ. Forster saved something in that cartoon

Schmidt - the one hat got away

Actually felt a bit bad but cheered a little

Never looked quite the same...not sure if that's because of rotation, the injury or the tactically turd way we've utilised him. I guess we'll see.

WTF

Walkers first touch is abysmal ... if he goes for more than Bertrand let alone VVD then that's ridiculous

First game of the season: West Brom (h) Boxing day: Spurs (h) 28th December: West Ham (a) Easter Weekend: Liverpool (h) Last game: Leicester (a) FA Cup third round: Ipswich (a) League Cup second round: Burton (h)

Tadic, on his day, is absolute quality. Let's not sell him.

It was Cortese, definitely.

Tbf he has an alleged history of going behind people's backs ...

That, quite frankly, was superb:lol:

Time for a bit of brushing up about Tuchel? http://outsideoftheboot.com/2015/07/24/tactical-philosophy-thomas-tuchel/

To be fair, my example above could also be Chris Packham

Let's just hope we don't hear the following sentence; "I am vewwy vewwy delighted to be next manager of Southampton football club"

The pool of managers is getting pretty thin. I hope we've actually made an agreement with the incoming manager... otherwise all this arsing around with Puel is going to leave us with slim pickings, not to mention less prep time for new manager.

Good. His football is as dour as Puels.

I genuinely don't get what ASSE are doing, how many managers have they talked to now ?!?

Tbf, those are still ages when you believe a magical money tree is real. FFS Corbyn.

Tomorrow's a good day to bury bad news, I suppose

If we sign him that's JWP rendered useless

Love it.

:lol:

Henry Oneyraku or whoever he is to West Ham . That's a big f()cking shame

No matter what has been said on here, massive massive lolz at Liverpool. Seems the PL aren't too keen to upset them though. A "reluctance" to get involved? From the governing body? That's shocking... maybe there is a house of cards that'll come tumbling down somewhere