Crab Lungs

I believe he may have started his badges before that and, for the first few steps, a professional or ex pro gets to "skip" a few rungs...

That's what my mate just text me...

I think we'd still have sold players, but we'd have kept some too. AOC being sold whilst we were in the Championship is hardly a benchmark for the wholesale flogging we've experienced whilst in the top division.

There you go... was just screenshotting Instagram!

Nope he'll be off too

Say goodbye to Bertie too

van dijk has previous for acting like a complete d1ckhead though, so shouldn't be a surprise

Sums it up well. Reed won't let managers choose their own players... and if they do, it has to get past the transfer committee of Les, the hobbit etc so it's no surprise how unbalanced and ill-fitting some of our recruits have been

Under Puel it was dull but it was never embarrassing

Didn’t you get the email? The cartoony super hero tripe

Oh good, we’re sending out w4nky promo cartoons again.

Don't think I've seen a bigger collection of wastemen (and women). F()ck me, that was bad. Real bad.

Yup, gone.

Yes, he’s quite the sucker for due diligence.

Leslie wouldn’t want anyone treading on his toes, either.

Well if that’s true then what a mess we’re in. The guy who appointed the failing manager having a pop at him because of his own ineptitude. Awesome stuff

Which is a semi positive, though this was an opportunity to move further away. FFS.

wouldsmash/10

Am I missing something here? We were dull as dishwater IIRC

I genuinely wouldn't object to Strachan until the end of the seaosn. 4-4-2, bombing in the crosses for.... well, no one. But it'll definitely generate a feel good factor and give some of the underperforming lot a much needed kick up the ass. Oh, and the interviews would be worth watching.

GTFO.

You're asking Mr due dilligence to act decisively if you want rid of Pellegrino now. His track record of responding swiftly to situations ain't exactly great. He strung out the Puel debacle for 3 months over the summer while Silva, Schmidt got away. Oh, and you're also asking him to admit he made a mistake... not gonna happen!

Being saying it since Puel, spot on. Nothing to do with the squad, plenty of creativity there... it's the style of football

That has West Ham written all over it

Oh and if you want me to have a look at your kitchen Quote let me know x