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Let's have a look at his saved to shots ratio. Let's also have a look at all the highlights of his **** ups since he's been here, of which there have been many too. You don't need to spend 30m to find a decent GK and one that exceeds Forsters terrible level of competency. Dan Bentley at Brentford, there you go... 5m tops.

Some serious fkin cash being spent

RIP.

Boruc has and always will be a far superior all round goalkeeper

Does anyone care if he's upset or not? I don't. Get on with what you're paid ridiculously handsomely to do, Virgil

He done nothing at Celtic to make me think he was any good. One game at Barcelona and then a load of wispy shots from League One failures hitting him in the SPL

Nah - but there are similarities between the two disease-addled, delusional turd towns. For a start, both cities are famed for its quirky and unique residents; gap-toothed simpletons with a strong belief of their own self importance to the city, to the country and to the world. Both sets of fans, ironically also gap-toothed sinpletons, are willing to tell anyone and everyone just how big and important their clubs are, as well as how passionate they are. The local rags are mystifyingly deluded and likely plaigarise eachothers work; mainly centred around pandering to a large demographic of syringe-sticking, benefit-mopping, gap-toothed simpletons with a basic reading age of six and a capacity for short paragraphs and even shorter sentences. They both have an uncanny ability of always being the victims in any scenario and when they aren't endlessly boring the c()nting pants off you about their illustrious and distant history, they can be found endlessly bleating about how hard done by they are or have been. In reality, it's very different - they've escaped most major punishments they've deserved for their misdemeanours - either through a reluctance by authorities to deal with them as they would anyone else or tirelessly tirading against said authorities until a favourable outcome is reached. (I'm not referencing Hillsbrough before anyone accuses me of it btw) They're a nasty mix of noxious, self-pitying turds in a toxic wasteland and their clubs provide perfect escapism for gap-tooth simpletons too stupid or too unfortunate to support a club with morals and decency at its core. The stinking, rotten attitude and conduct of their respective clubs are succinctly mirrored by the odious, tiresome morons who follow their sh1tehouse clubs, with most displaying an admirably relaxed attitude towards racism, competition rules and a huge delusion of grandeur. "... and you'll never... walk... alone" I'd rather walk alone if it meant avoiding sharing a path, let alone a football club with you bunch of bin-dipping coooonts.

Bloody hell, it's amazing what you find in the bowels of this site. That rant... god, Bournemouth irritated me.

I didn't realise how bad Jones was until I rewatched some games from that era. Good shot stopper but everything else was awful

Been lined up for a long time as captain.

He's a turd. It's been common knowledge for months that went and met another clubs manager whilst we're paying for his rehab... it's only now he's getting both barrels from fans. Irrespective, he's a bigger pr1ck than I thought: 6 year bumper deal, captaincy injury and rehab, backstabbing Saints during that period then refusing to play because he doesn't get his way.... AND a gutless bottlejob when it comes to handing in a transfer request and foregoing a "loyalty" bonus. A proper c()nts trick. This situation is now bigger than both he club and Virgil, like someone else mentioned above: standing firm and if necessary, letting his career wilt away for five years is a far better and robust decision than caving in and taking the money from a bunch of bin-dipping, self-pitying sh1t****s.

Niemi>>>Boruc>>>>>>>>>>>>Blayney>>>Forster

Modern day Rory Delap

The funny thing is, West Ham will perennially finish tenth no matter what they do or who they sign.

Furious.

Weirdos, that's how.

Pretty sure AR-10 new for a FACT this wasn't the case.

Walkers first touch is abysmal. 50m is insane.

McCarthy Cedric VVD Stephens Bertrand PEH Romeu Redmond Boufal Tadic Gabbiadini Stephens to learn from VVD. A season as first choice as risk but I think he'll grow it stature even more. I'd rather a Gueye or Wanyama alongside Romeu but PEH will do if we don't sign anyone for that position. Boufal, Redmond and Tadic to interchange and playful close to Gabba, also all four to act as the first line of defence by pressing (!) high. Boufal and Tadic really do have the ability to lay a lot on for Gabbiadini so I expect far more from them

That's one of the best things I've seen, ever So glad they took the p1ss out of all the clubs and their w4nky promo video

Dybala's stats were a bit turd at Palermo but At Juve he is turning into a goal scorer. Hopefully Vietto will be the same

Vietto, wooooooah Vietto, wooooooah He came from Atleti He...

I'm sure it's not their fault. It never is

Im assuming Carlos Compagnucci and Xavi Tamarit are part of the team he's chosen

Agreed. 8m for Clasie or 11m for Cork.. hmmm