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Quality keeper. Would get Darlow at Newcastle too Oh...and Forster... "he's just going through a bad patch"

Can't wait to read another 20 posts of "Forsters just going through a bad patch" I didn't realise bad patches lasted 3 years +

Yup. Him or Schmidt.

He's always been sh1te. Just been well protected for years

Pretty much said that for about 4 years. Got laughed off this board. How times change.

Good to hear. If he doesn't make it here, he'll make it elsewhere I'm sure.

I hoped we could get Rolando Mandragora from Juve... but that was unlikely Lemina is a good addition though.

Nice slacks.

Jesus, Lemina. Class

Oh and Martina over Pied. Turd

I said and have been saying for years... the solidity of our spine is what made us a good side and that we've needed a defensive mid Since wanyama went. Oriel on his own is no good And I'd take Boruc back on a free every day of the week

But at least we have 'The Wall' when all else fails.

Our opposition is faced with our lightweight midfield... and if they get through that, a lightweight defence and if they get through that, the worst goalkeeper in the top division. Lolz.

Just read that as a 'silver Aaron Martin'

I couldn't give a flying sh1te if a club wants him but won't match our valuation - it should be non negotiable. The fact they won't pay it is their problem, not ours. Personally I'd let the c*** rot in the u23s, depreciate in value then go on a free to Bolton when he's 31. F*** him

3 of those goals at Selhurst park? Weird anomaly

Tbf, Virgil has a reputation for being a c*** in the past

Yes, but you think Fraser Forster is a great goalkeeper so....

Was genunely an absolute one off. All the talk of 'megastars' now... Barkley, Alli, Sterling, Rooney pale into comparison to Le Tiss. Was so annoying that in front of him lesser talents got on ahead of him, some of them half-decent, some of them not; Merson etc... 8 caps. Criminal, really.

People laughed at me when I said Boruc was better than Forster. People laughed at me when I said heaton was better than Forster. People will continue to laugh at me when I say Taylor is better than Forster... not that we'll ever see that proven.

We bring in an equally pragmatic manager as Puel So we shouldn't be too surprised with how ponderous we are. Still, it's only pre season... who knows what we'll dish up come the first game. Definitely pressing at the front though, then 11 men behind the ball in the final third followed by more pressing from that base.

Romeu is definitely a captain in waiting.

Pied has Puels personality, it would appear.

Thank you, I think I just went on one again. My Bucket Rattlers one was probably the angriest contribution I've ever made though

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