Crab Lungs

Brilliantly worked opening goal from Gabbiadini, assisted by Armstrong.

It just made me dislike him even more. Genuinely prefer Lawrenson and his absolute twaddle, which is at least funny (laughing with him and at him).

F()cking lol at them if true.

Is there any button on the controller which turns Danny Murphy off? Absolute dullard and for a former player, not very insightful. Oh, and a dullard. Dullard dullard dullard.

Like Reed, I think he's got something about him. He's hardly had a sustained run so it'd be interesting to see what he'd be like with a few games under his belt, not 10 minutes here or there. A better assessment of his ability level would probably to ask the teams fans who he has been on loan to.

Thanks, pleased to amuse.

He's yet to destroy McCarthy, so no story there. Just like Eric Black destroyed our entire first team eh. Forster's just cr4p, nothing more, nothing less.

He'd look great next to Hoedt then. Stick Forster in goal as well as you've got a comedy clusterf()ck not seen since the likes of Boumsong and Bramble.

Agree with Batman. Plus the absolute selflessness of Harry Kane was brilliant today. Stones and Lingard also key components. I'm even coming round to Jordan Henderson now, so much so, that I'm referring to him as 'Hendo'

I work for Howdens and if I can help in any which way I can, I will. Drop me a PM if you want

Yeah, not a big fan if I’m brutally honest.

I don’t know how many times it has to be said... he’s always been rubbish. Utterly rubbish. Difference is now he’s just utterly rubbish and he realises it himself - and is now often more exposed as he no longer has one of the leagues meanest defences and holding midfielders to protect him. Many of the games we were barely conceding a couple of shots on target. The moment we got weaker in the area and he was challenged to do something, he got exposed for how limited he is. He’s never, ever possessed the basic fundamentals of goalkeeping. It’s never been a case of loss of form or niggling injury like some of the weirdos like to point to on here - he’s always been turd. Even when he had that immense core in front of him he was fumbling and bumbling around when he had to do something. Blah blah arsenal away blah blah... yes, every once in a while a Sunday league goalkeeper has a worldie of a game... that doesn’t make him a consistently good goalkeeper by any stretch but for some on here they wistfully recall fleeting moments of reactionary saves from a couple of performances and justify in their heads that he was once a good goalkeeper. Now, normally you can make most players look good with a highlights package on YouTube. I implore you to look at his and tell me how many of those clips were good saves; probably about 40% - the rest are either routine or the ball just hits him cos he’s big. Utter waste of 100k a week.

Mate it’s just a spot of bad form. Amazing keeper.

Brazil V Uruguay Someone V England

Minging side, minging manager.

I was thinking that. His acrobatic save would have gone through Forster. Jap gk would be fine for penalties. Good leap on him, just a mess when it comes to handling.

Yes, but Forsters always been ****e.

Congratulations, you slobbering mongboarder. Now give ‘em hell, Argentinian ultra style.

Lol at all the people who think Tadic hasn’t been a fundamental part of our success for the best part of 4 seasons. Check his assists for those seasons, let alone a decent return from midfield for goals.

I’m seeing that now in Linetty, now I’m about a minute into my first vid

I’d say both Simon and Jah I can understand to an extent, both creative players and would offer alternatives, certainly Simon with his pace. I think Linetty is a bit of a jack of all trades, though he is referred to as the ‘polish iniesta’. I had Linetty down as a DM though, maybe not. Off to watch a sh1t ton of YouTube vids now

Nope, mega half-moon round the number. Or a nickname I suppose! Anyway... be interesting to see if it’s gen. they seem like our type of payers tbf...

Expensive to have that Iranian lad on your kids shirts though

Between wolves and Everton, they should clean up the Sporting players who terminated their contracts.

Karol Linetty and Alireza Jahanbakhsh (had to google that to get that correct, ridiculous)