Crab Lungs

Don't forget, some of the people om here think as highly of Hoedt as he does himself. In these conditions, he's a mistake just waiting to happen.

Hojberg in average footballer shocker. Garry Birtles on the comms? Bellend.

Surely this is Marc Jackson’s time.

A person who doesn’t understand football is in charge of finding someone who knows about football. Jesus.

Yep. The people on here...

Weirdos on here. No doubt les is appreciating himself anyway. He was quite frankly terrible with the exception of Koeman. Ask Guan see if he can give you any snippets. I think Mane was a Paul Mitchell find anyway.

Definitely worthy of that appreciation thread. Definitely.

And not a very accurate one then, as Guido Carillo is on loan at Leganes, not Levante as per his article.

Yes. I’m offsetting it against all the Wenger/Vieira weirdos on here.

The most annoying thing about the scouting/recruitment department is that we’ve got it so wrong, so often that I genuinely believe I could do a better job on my own finding suitable players within our budget. In fact I don’t doubt I could. There a thousands of players out there that we’ve missed out on which cost a fraction of our flops asking prices and do a considerably better job than Carillo, Hoedt, Boufal et al. We genuinely don’t have to spunk 15-20m on players, we really don’t.

Roger Schmidt please... with his high pressing 4-2-4 shoot within 7 seconds of winning the ball back style!

Where is Heisenberg with the Bunsen and Beaker pics?!

Good player, not sure if Prem suited though. Also he’s more of a wideman, not a striker.

I would imagine the review of operations is to ensure that no one person has as much as influence of certain things as dear old Leslie did. I wouldn’t expect Leslie’s replacement will wield as much totalitarian power... this will be a very much revised role with clearly defined parameters.

If Jardim goes to Beijing Guaoan, that frees up Roger Schmidt.

A dispiriting 1-1 or 1-2 reverse.

Very much so... I despise the pr1ck

That is correct. Reeds timing is impeccable. When everyone else is losing their head, Les remains calm and relaxed.

Did you just say proactive actions from the leadership? Good luck with that one! Everyone knows Les remains calm and unflustered in these situations.

Him and Reed were spectacular at the fans forum, answered all the pertinent questions well and left no stone unturned. Fearless leaders. #wemelton

Roger Fukkin Schmidt.

Ya anyone got any pictures of outside the stadium with all those empty platitudes on advertising boards? #wemelton after £300m of squad ‘investment’

Much prefer that side. I hated Jakobsson but not nearly as much as Hoedt.

Yep.

Young, therefore guaranteed to improve. Apparently.