Crab Lungs

What a cracking fans forum though. What a guy.

Lol. So many nothing footballers in this side. I’d hate to be Bertrand, surrounded by this sh1t

He’s also another nothing footballer who offers nothing...

So easy. Mess of a team.

Maybe both have got buyers on the continent...

That is genuinely weird.

#wesapon

I’m genuinely confused about people rating Hoedt. I take it these people have never kicked a ball before.

Big season for Redders and his career ambitions

And far more reliable. And that’s saying something. He’s an 18m lamppost.

You really shouldn’t be rating Saints players abilities

Yep. Some people still think he’s good on here or that he’ll ‘improve’

Please fkkk off you useless turd. He’s one of he crappest CBS I’ve seen at Saints and I’ve seen a few (Jakobsson was utter toilet but this guy is another level of sh1t). If he genuinely thinks he can do better then he’s deluded as fkkk. Bloke is crap, totally crap.

The ref was crap but he’s got to pay more attention to his poor team selections so far. They’re more of a reason as to why we’ve looked iffy.

He’s not that great anyway.

Yep, they weren’t great but I suppose they didn’t have to be. You could kind of see they were a bit of a team though. So glad West Ham are continuing the lolz. Pellegrini

They won’t be all that, as predicted. They were flat track bullies last year. Nunos not gonna last either.

If we ever, EVER get the dream of Jannik and Yosh paired up, we’ll immediately see what we’ve been missing.

Remember, our recruitment team is the envy of the world. A weird Scottish midget in an oversized suit, a never-has-been and never-will-be smug football executive and a team of nerds with Macs looking at FIFA ultimate team cards to pinpoint our next signing. Great algorithm.

Same people who likely shuffled around him like starry-eyed kids at the fans forum, meekly thanking him. Our fans are absolute weirdos. And yes about Hoedt. Hughes is to blame for picking him, but I’d like to think he’s half sensible to have learned from Hoedts performances and putting in alongside Stephens.

That is delightful. I can’t imagine what he’s do to hoedt

What the actual fkkk.

I feel enraged. I almost used to combust when Forster and him played though.

Stephens is by no means a brilliant CB but he’s nowhere near as sh1t as Hoedt.

Welcome to my world. People, sorry, dinnies on still defend hoedt and actually think he’s good, or that he’ll getbetter.