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Where is all this money coming from?!?! I miss the days when anything over 10m was a huge signing. 50, 60, 100m is just ridiculous. Hopefully the a55 will fall out of football soon

Wolves Ruben Neves.... wow

I think he's a good player ... this'll do him good

AR-10 that is all. He knows it for a FACT

Couldn't agree more RE: Ake Basically a modern day equivalent of a Rory Delap signing

I remember that... he was coming out for balls that clearly weren't even his and wiping out his own players in the process!

Plus countless Miskicks, fumbles and cock ups that didn't lead to anything. And he was like it the previous two seasons as well - he was just better protected, therefore less opportunity for calamities - but he still did make a few

That explains a lot. It was bewildering how bad he was for us when you think of how good he was for Spurs, Swansea and Cardiff. Literally everyone was wondering WTF happened to him. I see the scumbag scouse people evidently saw an opportunity in him by attmepting to blackmail him. Is there a more detestable city? Seems like a city full of complete c()nts, with two tosspot football clubs. Horrid. Except Nigel Adkins of course. And Rickie. Get well soon Steven.

Just saying. Who to believe more? Les or AR10?

Haha I knew someone would interpret me responding as that. Anyway, no biggie.

Mate, even the inaccurate stuff i pass on is closer than the ITK stuff you post. But ha, who cares... it's the internet. #welcomePellegrini Curious to know about this 'tier 1/2/3...7' stuff though. I wonder what tier my 'friend' is on....

More made up stuff from AR10

Concur with the above - he'd be a sufficient replacement for Bertrand. Hope we keep RB though

Other than his exuberant celebrations, I just wondered why Sammy Lee is so highly regarded on here whilst Eric Black is pillored on here at every opportunity? Exactly how many people know how good either is as it appears, on this board, there's a lot of people on here who apparently know that Lee is amazing and Black is crap. Allegedly.

Mr Gwumpy Wumpy Pants !

I got exhausted talking rubbish, believe it or not.

I wasn't fair off then... Les talks absolute corporate sh1te

We should be chasing Henry Oneyeraku or whoever it is. Get the dude in.

How do we feel about Pellegrino's hair? Really not sure about it to be honest but it appears to more fluid than Puel's wiring mane

Horrible club, horrible fans, always the victims it's never their fault.

He might have gone but he might not have. There's a bit of talking to do but there's not a lot more to discuss. It should be confirmed tomorrow or the day after that - but it might not be. It may go on longer. Also, he may never leave at all. Sometime soon, I know this for a FACT

So it's possibly tomorrow, but might not be. And it might not be announced tomorrow, though it might be. It also might be the day after tomorrow. And it could be anyone. Thanks for clearing that up.

Why on God's Green Earth would we mug off Arsenal for the best part of £20m only to re-mug ourselves off for £20m and a never-will-be squad player? We're not that stupid, are we?

Doubtful because Cortese a control freak, right?

Director of Operations/Overlord Les Reed commented: "We are delighted to welcome Xxxx to the club. It became apparent in our early discussions that Xxxx was the outstanding candidate amongst a very strong list of renowned coaches. Xxxx aligns perfectly with our strategic vision for the club and fits perfectly, complimenting the ever-growing and forward thinking staff we already have at the club. We identified Xxxx early in the recruitment process as our top target and we are very happy that Xxxx has joined the club in what is sure to be one of our most exciting seasons in recent memory. I look forward to working closely with him during pre-season to enable us the best opportunity in terms of preparing for the forthcoming season ahead". In other words, a complete load of sh1te. Expect something like that