Crab Lungs

Hoedt is sh1te... basically a 16m Dutch Aaron Martin. Great spot by the oversized suited midget and his team of nerds on laptops.

Lovren and van dijk. Don’t mind Lallana.

He’s an absolute bellend and always has been but let’s face it, Lemina sticks out like a sore thumb amongst his peers... and plenty of others have echoed the same sentiment as Crooks too. Still a total knobber though.

Can’t believe he’s still here

Lowe was better for this football club hands down. He didn’t do everything right, but I’d swap him in an instant for the current turd.

And the rest of those players were Koemans recommendations.... as was alderweireld. Bloke is a f()cking melt.

He ****ed up the Alderweireld transfer completely, so can’t give him any credit for that.

2-0 to WBA, Rondon and Sturridge

Has Steve grant PM’d you yet? Don’t worry, he will.

Classic noughties Facebook.

The club always has contingency and succession plans in place for every player (and manager) who moves on. They’ve already identified replacements in every position on the field and rest assured, a thorough due dilligence is done on the players to ensure they fit into our model and philosophy.

Been saying he’s a complete turd for a while. Literally unflushable.

I’m pretty sure a hardcore moron couldn’t trump that. What a mess.

I think les saw it and remained relaxed and confident that Pellegrino had done a thorough due dilligence on our options and opposition, allowing us to pounce for a well-crafted and masterful equaliser through academy graduate Jack Stephens ... proving, once again to everyone that we don’t buy success, we breed it - “The Southampton Way.”

Not sure he cares all that much.

This is what happens when you’ve one of the most cretinous people in football, a Scottish midget in an oversized suit and an army of nerds with laptops running your scouting department.

He actually reminds me of Aaron Martin.

Absolute roflfest.

What a c***. Cowardly. Need the win, play that team. Absolute moron.

Milan player coming???

If only we could flush this turd.

‘Relaxed and confident’ No actual numeric rating as it’s not the Southampton Way.

With the current leadership model and personnel, I’m sh1tting it. Same morons, same mistakes, less wiggle room.

Tadic do do do do do Oh Promes Promes And Guido Carrillo And we’ve still got Romeu...

This will be another draw, 1-1. We will create at best two or three half chances