Crab Lungs

You'd struggle to justify 10m for either Sakho or Wimmer

Vieira, woooooah Vieira, woooooah He's French-Senegalese He f()cking hates Pompey Ughhhhhh.

I loved the pony tick kit at the time... it was the first I owned. Only now do I realise how ghastly it was. That said, confusingly, I still attach fond memories to it.

Wouldn't be averse to a punt on Massimo Carrera... but that'll be unlikely now

Genuinely don't think Vieira would be a good idea. Also, if he talked to our fans I'd dread to think what he'd make of their particular wisdoms on football

And that's why he's a helmet.

The9, I want mine to be figure huggingso it expresses my curves. What shirt shall I go for?

That to me just sounds like they just read this forum.

Giggs is probably linked again as we did speak to him last year.

Yeah I did consider that after I typed it... then I talked myself out of editing my post to mention a foreign player in that position because I reasoned that at least we know what we're getting with Cork :-) That said, be interesting to know if the black box has any interesting candidates of similar stature

Need a Shelvey esque player to compliment Romeu. Not too weak, but can play a bit too. And need backup for Romeu. Cork would be great, if we could get him back for a third time. Would happily spend 10-15m on him

I think Tuchel is worth a cheeky fiver. Surprised Jokanovic didn't go for Palace.

No. Alaves were dull as f**k to watch but he did work a minor miracle in keeping them up and finishing respectably. He's not known for his expansive football at any of islcubs though

Oh-Kay, Jonjo, oh-Kay, Raheem, oh-Kay

Hugo Schekters spinning head has stolen my heart.

God the shortlist of managers looks thin now. Hasn't been mentioned on here but... what's Michael Laudrup up to now? I take it a mega clubs interest remained elusive to him

Christ. Forster saved something in that cartoon

Schmidt - the one hat got away

Actually felt a bit bad but cheered a little

Never looked quite the same...not sure if that's because of rotation, the injury or the tactically turd way we've utilised him. I guess we'll see.

WTF

Walkers first touch is abysmal ... if he goes for more than Bertrand let alone VVD then that's ridiculous

First game of the season: West Brom (h) Boxing day: Spurs (h) 28th December: West Ham (a) Easter Weekend: Liverpool (h) Last game: Leicester (a) FA Cup third round: Ipswich (a) League Cup second round: Burton (h)

Tadic, on his day, is absolute quality. Let's not sell him.

It was Cortese, definitely.