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Weirdos, that's how.

Pretty sure AR-10 new for a FACT this wasn't the case.

Walkers first touch is abysmal. 50m is insane.

McCarthy Cedric VVD Stephens Bertrand PEH Romeu Redmond Boufal Tadic Gabbiadini Stephens to learn from VVD. A season as first choice as risk but I think he'll grow it stature even more. I'd rather a Gueye or Wanyama alongside Romeu but PEH will do if we don't sign anyone for that position. Boufal, Redmond and Tadic to interchange and playful close to Gabba, also all four to act as the first line of defence by pressing (!) high. Boufal and Tadic really do have the ability to lay a lot on for Gabbiadini so I expect far more from them

That's one of the best things I've seen, ever So glad they took the p1ss out of all the clubs and their w4nky promo video

Dybala's stats were a bit turd at Palermo but At Juve he is turning into a goal scorer. Hopefully Vietto will be the same

Vietto, wooooooah Vietto, wooooooah He came from Atleti He...

I'm sure it's not their fault. It never is

Im assuming Carlos Compagnucci and Xavi Tamarit are part of the team he's chosen

Agreed. 8m for Clasie or 11m for Cork.. hmmm

Where is all this money coming from?!?! I miss the days when anything over 10m was a huge signing. 50, 60, 100m is just ridiculous. Hopefully the a55 will fall out of football soon

Wolves Ruben Neves.... wow

I think he's a good player ... this'll do him good

AR-10 that is all. He knows it for a FACT

Couldn't agree more RE: Ake Basically a modern day equivalent of a Rory Delap signing

I remember that... he was coming out for balls that clearly weren't even his and wiping out his own players in the process!

Plus countless Miskicks, fumbles and cock ups that didn't lead to anything. And he was like it the previous two seasons as well - he was just better protected, therefore less opportunity for calamities - but he still did make a few

That explains a lot. It was bewildering how bad he was for us when you think of how good he was for Spurs, Swansea and Cardiff. Literally everyone was wondering WTF happened to him. I see the scumbag scouse people evidently saw an opportunity in him by attmepting to blackmail him. Is there a more detestable city? Seems like a city full of complete c()nts, with two tosspot football clubs. Horrid. Except Nigel Adkins of course. And Rickie. Get well soon Steven.

Just saying. Who to believe more? Les or AR10?

Haha I knew someone would interpret me responding as that. Anyway, no biggie.

Mate, even the inaccurate stuff i pass on is closer than the ITK stuff you post. But ha, who cares... it's the internet. #welcomePellegrini Curious to know about this 'tier 1/2/3...7' stuff though. I wonder what tier my 'friend' is on....

More made up stuff from AR10

Concur with the above - he'd be a sufficient replacement for Bertrand. Hope we keep RB though

Other than his exuberant celebrations, I just wondered why Sammy Lee is so highly regarded on here whilst Eric Black is pillored on here at every opportunity? Exactly how many people know how good either is as it appears, on this board, there's a lot of people on here who apparently know that Lee is amazing and Black is crap. Allegedly.

Mr Gwumpy Wumpy Pants !