Crab Lungs

Jesus, Lemina. Class

Oh and Martina over Pied. Turd

I said and have been saying for years... the solidity of our spine is what made us a good side and that we've needed a defensive mid Since wanyama went. Oriel on his own is no good And I'd take Boruc back on a free every day of the week

But at least we have 'The Wall' when all else fails.

Our opposition is faced with our lightweight midfield... and if they get through that, a lightweight defence and if they get through that, the worst goalkeeper in the top division. Lolz.

Just read that as a 'silver Aaron Martin'

I couldn't give a flying sh1te if a club wants him but won't match our valuation - it should be non negotiable. The fact they won't pay it is their problem, not ours. Personally I'd let the c*** rot in the u23s, depreciate in value then go on a free to Bolton when he's 31. F*** him

3 of those goals at Selhurst park? Weird anomaly

Tbf, Virgil has a reputation for being a c*** in the past

Yes, but you think Fraser Forster is a great goalkeeper so....

Was genunely an absolute one off. All the talk of 'megastars' now... Barkley, Alli, Sterling, Rooney pale into comparison to Le Tiss. Was so annoying that in front of him lesser talents got on ahead of him, some of them half-decent, some of them not; Merson etc... 8 caps. Criminal, really.

People laughed at me when I said Boruc was better than Forster. People laughed at me when I said heaton was better than Forster. People will continue to laugh at me when I say Taylor is better than Forster... not that we'll ever see that proven.

We bring in an equally pragmatic manager as Puel So we shouldn't be too surprised with how ponderous we are. Still, it's only pre season... who knows what we'll dish up come the first game. Definitely pressing at the front though, then 11 men behind the ball in the final third followed by more pressing from that base.

Romeu is definitely a captain in waiting.

Pied has Puels personality, it would appear.

Thank you, I think I just went on one again. My Bucket Rattlers one was probably the angriest contribution I've ever made though

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We were up sh1t creek without a paddle when we sold Theo ... can't help but think if it wasn't for Wilde and co's gluttonous spunking we'd have been ok under Rupes. Oh well, it worked out just fine I suppose. Except for Les Reed

Carvalho has been monitored but I'm absolutely sure it ain't us. More likely to be Wolves than us these days

The club will accept a formal transfer request from VVD - but his hissy fit doesn't constitute as one

Ambition isn't a West Ham tombola spunkathon... but I do believe we're still clutching the purse strings tightly because of the uncertainty over the clubs ownership. That said, a decent goalkeeper, a non-mental Virgil and defensive midfielder to play alongside Romeu should be a minimum requirement come 12th August.

Let's have a look at his saved to shots ratio. Let's also have a look at all the highlights of his **** ups since he's been here, of which there have been many too. You don't need to spend 30m to find a decent GK and one that exceeds Forsters terrible level of competency. Dan Bentley at Brentford, there you go... 5m tops.

Some serious fkin cash being spent

RIP.

Boruc has and always will be a far superior all round goalkeeper