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Genuinely don't think Vieira would be a good idea. Also, if he talked to our fans I'd dread to think what he'd make of their particular wisdoms on football

And that's why he's a helmet.

The9, I want mine to be figure huggingso it expresses my curves. What shirt shall I go for?

That to me just sounds like they just read this forum.

Giggs is probably linked again as we did speak to him last year.

Yeah I did consider that after I typed it... then I talked myself out of editing my post to mention a foreign player in that position because I reasoned that at least we know what we're getting with Cork :-) That said, be interesting to know if the black box has any interesting candidates of similar stature

Need a Shelvey esque player to compliment Romeu. Not too weak, but can play a bit too. And need backup for Romeu. Cork would be great, if we could get him back for a third time. Would happily spend 10-15m on him

I think Tuchel is worth a cheeky fiver. Surprised Jokanovic didn't go for Palace.

No. Alaves were dull as f**k to watch but he did work a minor miracle in keeping them up and finishing respectably. He's not known for his expansive football at any of islcubs though

Oh-Kay, Jonjo, oh-Kay, Raheem, oh-Kay

Hugo Schekters spinning head has stolen my heart.

God the shortlist of managers looks thin now. Hasn't been mentioned on here but... what's Michael Laudrup up to now? I take it a mega clubs interest remained elusive to him

Christ. Forster saved something in that cartoon

Schmidt - the one hat got away

Actually felt a bit bad but cheered a little

Never looked quite the same...not sure if that's because of rotation, the injury or the tactically turd way we've utilised him. I guess we'll see.

WTF

Walkers first touch is abysmal ... if he goes for more than Bertrand let alone VVD then that's ridiculous

First game of the season: West Brom (h) Boxing day: Spurs (h) 28th December: West Ham (a) Easter Weekend: Liverpool (h) Last game: Leicester (a) FA Cup third round: Ipswich (a) League Cup second round: Burton (h)

Tadic, on his day, is absolute quality. Let's not sell him.

It was Cortese, definitely.

Tbf he has an alleged history of going behind people's backs ...

That, quite frankly, was superb:lol:

Time for a bit of brushing up about Tuchel? http://outsideoftheboot.com/2015/07/24/tactical-philosophy-thomas-tuchel/

To be fair, my example above could also be Chris Packham