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Just seen this one.. @axelscifo Alderweierld set to sign 4 year deal at Southampton, just club negotiations to be confirmed #Athletico

*Commisions "McMenemys Magicians" Retro version*

I cant belive Colin "i'm protesting against the new shirt but buying it anyway" JB came above me FFS. These votes are rigged.

My favourite Nick G moment was when he predicted that the squad which finished 15th and was at risk of relegation up until the penultimate weekend of the season was good enough to finish 6th, then repeatedly denied he ever said it.

send me a PM with your credit card details and i'll send on out BTW how do you intend to take advantage of your chance of a picture with me? I'm happy to come to London and meet you but will require travelling expenses covered.

More proof that Prayers are pointless?

:lol::lol::lol:

I'm glad the club listened to me when i posted that he was a great 4th choice centre back and squad option.

I've got some 50/50 Selfie sticks ready to hit the stall just in time for man United, competitvely priced at £49.99 for an extra £15 there is also the chance to have a selfie taken, with selfie taken, using said Selfie stick with mongboard legend Turkish. I'll be taking preorders from monday for this unique experience.

Sorry mate, meeting players in real life doesn't count. You can only claim credit if you posted about it on here or tweeted him and we also need you to provide evidence.

Seems like he likes it here and as he said when he joined he wants to play. Maybe he's had his fingers burnt a little by getting a move to a big club and not featuring as much as he'd like to at Athletico. Whatever, it'd be brilliant to get him here permentantly, especially for the fee that's ben muted, he's got to be worth £15-£20m.

ignore it then. I'm waiting to see what Noodles has to say on the subject, so but out sunshine.

Do you want much football pal? Paulo Maldini was an excellent player. Tony might have excellent games and he's very good but he's not an excellent player. Maldini was, where does he compare against Paulo Maldini?

So his source was a player whinging and *****ing behind the clubs back as he engineered his move away. Fair enough.

Mike jones is dreadful, seems to get at least one major decision wrong every game. Pearson was gracious about it but must have been fuming, the first one was ridiculous.

Should have scored the first, but unlucky with the second but the third was a poor miss. Very good player and integral to how we okay but does tend to miss a lot of chances and at key moments too, 1-1 v Man U, 0-0 v man city for example. Still guess thats why he cost £8m not £40m

Tony underwood, Tony underwood We got for a fee And he likes confectionary Tony underwood Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Tony underwood wooooooh He comes from Belgium He hates the Pompey scum Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Sign is Tony, go on son. Hes just a boy whose intentions are good That's why we all call him Tony underwood

It wasn't that long ago it wasn't worth being even mildly successful either

Another classic from the lungs.

he got Koeman to change formation. Does he post on here as st George?

Surely crab lungs sources must have given him an update since august? Crabbers, if you're reading this pal feel free to give us the latest news. You didn't hold back last year.

Started 2015 as 2014 ended. Treading water.

Get in. Great win