Turkish

Thats not fair, he is not that good.

Look outside your bedroom window tonight, you'll see some rustling in the bushes, look closely and you'll see a figure dressed all in black with a balaclava on....

Dont get carried away, girls between Fareham and Chichester are off limits. I hope you are not talking about your ex? and i hope if you are you have been, err, how do i put it, 'tested' if he was frattonisising with that type of clunge.

You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that.

Are you sure they dont think you are bent and see you more as a hag fag?

Okay tubby, i've got a fool proof chat up line which never fails regardless of how fit the woman is, how out of your league they may be. It always works, they are always putty in your hands and you can always get them in bed. It goes..... 'er excuse me love, can i ask your opinion on something please? Does this drink taste funny to you?'

Get used to it, even if you look like Megan Fox, within six months of starting a relationship any red blooded man would rather slot one in the local boozers bike than the same bit of meat he has been pounding everynight, apart from when they dont have a headache, time of the month, too tired etc. The ones that dont, cant. Fact.

might be the same problem as i have, not that anyone has every cheated on me, but if they did it is because i am so far out of their league it made them insecure and unattractive with me being so much better than them so they cheated to make themselves feel better, with a lesser mortal, just so for once they were more attractive, stylish, charming, funnier, charismatic etc than what they are used too.

Stop pandering to Stu. He is a fat ****.

nice eyes nice smile nice legs confidence good sense of humour likes football enough so she doesn't moan about it being on but doesn't trying to talking to you about it or want to come with you Showers at least once a day Looks after themselves but not obbsessed with their apperance Doesn't have a fanny like a wizards sleeve

I just look over and over again at your pictures, wishing i was like you.

hmmm, you really need to get a grip...

hmmm, thats a bit harsh, if my memory is correct he inherited an aging team and was told to reduce the wage bill?? and if only we'd been able to keep that 89/90 team together......

It does but no wand is any good if the girl has a wizards sleeve.

and it went so well that you just HAD to log onto here before going to bed??

I am a pisces. I cried at the Lion King and like flowers and kittens, are you moist yet??

Look up the thread Pal, saint B was ****ing herself at some of my gags, in your face...

Sod that, i'd rather do trial and error, much more fun.

god this place is turning into a dating site, whose next?!! Boggy and the midget photographer, Georgie and Supermicky, hang on someones missing here......

He's got a car though, just needs a booster cushion to see over the steering wheel.

i dont know what you mean you harlot, what did you think i meant?!!!

Dont get carried away, it's because he's got 5 inch legs.

yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people cant tell us apart

HIs nickname is tripod though....

by the way what winks and ****s like a tiger?