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lets hope not, if it does it means that the average saints fan is a sanctimoniuos, moaning, whinging, self righteous, hystronic drama queen who knows f*ck all about football.

What sort of a bloke goes to football with a bird? Bad enough if your girlfriend/wife tries to fit in with you and come along. Is he a shirt lifter?

Was this the same Skate you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Good on them both if it is, i think TDD is nailed on for a good time given Georiges normal standards.

Working loads? Ie getting pounded by someone from the drug squad probably. Seriously, you and Stu could become firm friends, i see a lot of similarities.

I am going tomorrow to Georgie, look out for me, i'll be the one that your friend nudges and says, 'look at him, how sexy is he?'

err, pot and black??

Been dumped have we?? You and fatty should bury the hatchet, you have a lot in common, you could become bessie mates.

Girls want everything, that is the problem, too much Sex and The City Influence giving them ideas above their station. 50 years ago you never had all this nonsense, they knew their place, the biggest mistake this country ever made was letting women vote, since then half the votes in the elections are made up of which politicians wears the nicest tie.

I am neither agreeing or disagreeing. You cant really compare the two. Technology is better today, if Rod Laver played on the courts, had the racket, training, diet, coaches etc that todays players have would he be better? It's impossible to say.

Messi?

You need to post on here http://vbulletin.thesite.org/archive/index.php/t-99092.html I particularly liked the comment from 'Thiznabulon' "Yeah I had this problem just yesterday. Every overweight person has experienced this at one time or another" :lol::lol::lol:

Which one is this? When she sees how fat and sweaty you have got on your bike you wont get your **** anywhere near it.

Friday - Corriander Lounge in town for a Ruby, plus a few beers Saturday - Gym in the morning, then Saints v Reading (breaking with my tradition of not doing preseason games as i am going cold turkey for football at the moment, plus i can argue with the mongs on the main site about players and formations etc) Sunday - Gym, then maybe rose bowl for the cricket.

I would say 70% of blokes are f*cking divs, 20% are okay and 10% are really good lads. There are so many bell ends out there it is untrue, people that are acting up, thinking they are super hard, super cool, super good looking, super funny or the other type that are just plain f*cking boring, geeky etc. Only 10%are actually decent blokes. PS is it time of the month?

Stock?

that's the problem with these failed premier league players, they think they still deserve premier league wages.

Yep and you melted like an ice cube on a sunbed. 'Yes Mr Oldknow, No Mr Oldknow, i'm sorry Mr Oldknow' etc. Then for months endless posts about what good blokes David Lukers and Andy Oldknow are. that is the trouble with you fatty, no spine, no wonder girls hate you.

It wont though, its almost 25 years since the first big jail sentances were handed out to Chelsea & West Ham boys, some of them got 10 years, now whilst a lot of these sentances were quashed due to police corruption during the investigations here we are 25 years on still with a hooligan element at every club. Its nothing like it was, rarely any aggro inside grounds and you are unlikely to be caught up in trouble unless you want to be involved in it, but it is still there. It is a society problem, men + alochol + passions and emotions running high can often lead to violence. As for these people saying 'why should a few idiots ruin their day' thats life, if you dont like it dont go, it's like saying why should i lock my front doors, windows and car, why should I not leave my wallet unattended on the table in a pub whilst i go off to the toilet, why is it dangerous for a woman to be walking home alone at 3am? Its not right but Its society we live in. People know the clubs and games that are high risk, if they are worried dont go or dont walk past the away end,dont go into town, take measures to ensure you are safe, you wouldn't walk round Townhill Park if you knew a gang from Thornhill were in the area looking for trouble would you?

Not disimilar to what happened at SMS after the Burnley game then?

Funny old place Leeds, need to keep your wits about you, i got my arse kicked up there about 10 years ago for doing nothing.

And advocating violence but wishing Denise had 'kicked your c*nt in' Not place for it, serious football talk only please.

I wish she had, would have had even more respect for her.

Shame, many a good memory of that place bless her. Good laugh was Denise. one of the funniest memories of that place was when Malc Tuck (RIP) refused to put any money in the black girls tin, when she insisted he just looked at her and said 'No, you dont do anything for me' :lol:

OMG!!!!!!!! She didn;t look 60 did she :-(

Burbanks!! How could i forget that place?! Was **** but so easy to pull, bagged a fit nurse in there one night, spoke for about 10 minutes, spent the rest of the night on the table snogging each others faces off before being dragged back to her place