Convict Colony

Right I've downloaded Hell on Wheels as I was desperate due to "going away" (trying to sound like I am off to prison and be well tough) anyway once I realised the title was slightly misleading and it wasn't on about female drivers I thought it showed some potential so episode 1 of violence tomorrow.

This exercise at least showed me how many Scandinavian artists I seem to accrued on my playlists as I kept looking for those countries on my list. 1) England = I haven't got 1 english person/band on my favourites so am gonna leave this empty. 2) Scotland = Primal Scream 3) Wales = Marina and the Diamonds 4) Republic of Ireland = U2 5) Northern Ireland = Snow Patrol 6) France = Phoenix as well for me or Guetta for his collabs 7) United States = Any one from Cash Money 8 ) Canada = Drake 9) Australia = Iggy Azela or Hilltop Hoods 10) New Zealand = The Naked and Famous

How can you give out rep points when your rep has taken a battering (like your ring hahahahaha)

Peace out, assuming I don't get assassinated by a Jane Austin reading court jester at Joburg airport tomorrow morning I'll be back.

You had me interested when it came up "Head presents" and lost me when i realised this wasn't the porno review thread.

Right enough Tokes teasing for the night, I am off to the Kalahari tomorrow for a week and a half so expect me to dedicate much of my evening to this forum and drinking beer in a dark room by myself, much like most posters on here. Also has Glasgow been banned or something, don't think I have seen him on a thread for a bit ?

He has the dude covering his eyes cos its him crying when he gets to the emotional bits.

BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM I am back to being positive much like Tokes hahahaha

Tokes if you didn't spend all yesterday reading Jane Austen novels you would of seen the demonstration of power I have over the mods. My Russia thread was on the main board for over 3hrs with tits and all and eventually a mod removed it to MS and was then too scared to name himself when asked for fear of what I could do to him, your whimpering to teacher ain't going fly jap boy ;-)

Tokes its ok, really its ok, we all know how my cried online while Bearsy was banned and then he went on holiday, he is the ying to your yang, he "completes you" hahahahahahaha you is well gay

I think if you reviewed all of my 557 previous posts it would be full of insightful and articulate points that has everyone reading them nodding their head in agreement with my excellent points.

You already King of the forum yo ! I thought Tokes was like your court jester who you put up with for a while before you send DP to impale him with a golf club, something I think he is willing to do more and more each day as Ramadan is starting to give him such boredom he's run out of golf stories as he's used em all up. It would be awesome if BBC (thats what I am calling him now) was a gay dude, would be amusing watching the papers wondering why he hasn't slayed some birds when he is like 18.

Stupid swear filter enabling other posters to put in other swear words in my sentences. Why do we even have a swear filter, who dreamed that up and surely we should be allowed to use the english language as we see fit, this is like infringing on my human rights !! PS Baby Cambridge is a homo

There is 1 baby who guarantee's me days off, free **** and an excuse to drink a ****load and I'll give you a guess it ain't baby cambridge. The mexican baby gets my vote.

I would also like to point out trousers as being something blokes wear, not I am shopping on behalf of "trousers" SW poster homie

I reckon they need to start doing squats and lunges on that beach, when I go shopping for trousers I don't wear pants on purpose so I can try on the trousers and the ones I don't like get a good lunge in them :-) You could of tried on my poo and sweaty balls, hope you don't mind.

DP I don't know where the be impressed or horrified, but since it's the weekend I'm gonna mayuka a star on this thread Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2

To celebrate thought I'd share this lady who seems to of got caught in some barbed wire or something

Well done invismod, please make yourself known so I can slag off the others who were enjoying their sunday afternoon instead of watching this forum looking for innocent offenders such as myself :-)

whooo hoo and to celebrate this is the WAG of whoever signs next, I want to ensure we are keeping it on topic on the main board. If you dispute this statement then reflect on the fact that all footballers by law have to have birds who model bikini thongs as part of the footballer law, we've been rumoured to be interested in this chick who has in turn been rumoured to be interested in a footballer. you heard it here first

528 views and still no MOD !!!!! Come on boys are you on your pre-season training, working on your cursor speed and infraction rules !!

I'd have to ask Phil as he is the puppet master pulling the strings

Since you butt munchers haven't advised I think I may have to default back to either Friday or Trailer Park Boys which I might add is a sort of physical reflection of the mental state of participant in the MS.

Next question, should I watch Oblivion ?

Floridan gangsta's are weak as ****, 2 chicks wearing pink balaclava's and luminous yellow bikini's walk up to the main mans house at night and shoot about 20 gangsta's with 2 9mm's and don't reload once and walk out with his orange lambo. Its like a real life fairytale. Respect James Franco he was decent in it.