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I In reality, I expect the Club know exactly what will be happening with these two. It's only us, the fans, that are kept guessing.

On SSN Transfer Centre (apols if elsewhere) SAINTS AGREE DEAL FOR GUEYE - REPORT Southampton reportedly have deal in place to sign Lille midfielder Idrissa Gueye, according to France Football. Reports suggest Arsenal and Marseille are both interested in the 25-year-old but France Football claim Southampton have a £7m deal in place and will announce it once Morgan Schneiderlin departs.

Good job Cortese wasn't behind that idea. There would be a march on his office with burning sticks.

What's the relevance of £15.2m as quoted by Skysports in their '50 players most likely to leave' feature (ironically Clyne is no.69) http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9880968/raheem-sterling-and-charlie-austin-among-most-likely-to-move-according-to-study Is there some kind of release trigger in his current contract?

But I definitely read on here it was a done deal.

Vacancy Assistant Schoolboy....?

Gareth Bale. Barry Gale. Garry Bale. I see what they did there....I think.

Lols. Very good.

Don't know if this is 'new' news or not... http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/12930421.Clyne__I_m_happy_to_stay_at_Southampton/?ref=mr&lp=1

Les has been watching too much election build-up with his not-so-clever use of wording.

Reed was trying to be clever with his words so that his comments won't come back to haunt him.

The '+' being Hernandez. Could all fit together if Clyne wants to leave and J-Rod goes.

Yes I would guess that this is significantly 'better' than cruciate reconstruction.

Send them to the Big Brother house then. At least it would be warm for Elia.

Strange place to go for a break. No skiing, no snowboarding, just fondue and the odd schnapps.

Or even Manchester.

Pretending that English is not your first language seems to have gone out of the window with that post.

Security alert. Whitey Grandad's login details have been hacked.

I also think there's a lack of understanding between the players up front. We've had new players come in, changes in personnel most weeks, it's not really settled there and I don't think this is helping at the moment.

You are not allowed to critique our players. Sorry.

If fit yes but MS has just come back from (another) injury. It was also his mistake that created the 2nd goal but yes, if fit, he's almost the first name on the team sheet.

Leads the line well. We're geared-up as a team to play with him. Without him we have to set up another way altogether.

He was being 'funny'.

You don't think being in London on the morning of a home game strange (if true)?

The missing word being?