notnowcato

Nice one Frankie. Divers did me a big favour in the last.

1.30 Zaidpour 2.05 Realt Dubh 2.40 Sunnyhill Boy 3.20 Peddlers Cross 4.40 Banjaxed Girl (e/w) 5.15 Divers (e/w) Good luck everyone. Giddy up!!

Aiteen is Nicholls Gold Cup horse for next year. He may not be primed to the hilt for the RSA Chase but could still be good enough to win this.

Fly also has to overcome the fact he has never raced at Cheltenham. 10 of the last 10 winners have won or placed in a graded hurdle at HQ. Fascinating race. Will Peddlers attempt to run the finish out of Binocular and Menorah? Peddlers might be able to get Menorah struggling but if last years Binocular turns up I can see him finishing in front.

William Hague - What a Bellend

Jeremy Clarkson

Whoever nominated True Grit for an award, ****in bellends!

Neil Warnock Billy c**t Davis Schteve How you shay McLaren Piers c**t Morgan Robbie Savage Anyone that goes on Britain's Got Retards Colonel Gadaffi George W Bush George Bush David "sell out c**t" Clegg Rupert Lowe Paul Merson Nasser Hussain Daryl Harper Said Acheati Afridi Kamran Akmal Derek Thompson Andy Gray Rishie Persad Mitchell Johnson Tiger Woods Charlie Sheen Alex Ferguson Geoffrey Boycott Rafa "stupid goatee c**t" Benitez

Enthralling. Did you push your mate over after you'd finished lacing your trainers? Did you opt for the standard lacing or the butterfly lacing?

Agreed, very amusing. Now back on topic PLEASE!!

Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedophile. Not me though. I live next door to two stunning 14 year olds.

Are you sure Steve?? Are you sure it was a tenner? Eh Steve? You sure about that, Steve? Anyway, very happy memories.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Nigel gone even if we are promoted.

Nice. Roll on the Festival!

Says the man that puts up a mudlark for the Gold Cup I'm not after timing here, I can't be bothered with going back through the records but on Day 1 of the 2009 Cheltenham festival I put up 4 of the 5 winners of the TV races which included the 22/1 Punjabi

For a bit of fun, those interested should put up a selection of a horse they intend to back at the Festival. My selection would have to be Ghizao in the Arkle. Giddy up!

I thought Pandorama wouldn't travel over unless the ground was like a bog at Cheltenham. According to MetCheck not a drop of rain predicted for Cheltenham this coming week. It must be on the soft side of good there at the moment.

I didn't realise NZ had so many earthquakes. Thoughts are with all effected. Which part of NZ are you in SiP?

Very sad news.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

We pay our bar bills?

Agreed, I'm sure the Brighton fans who do not see the bigger picture would have expressed doubts and criticism too. I'm also sure that when the Mancs drew with Birmingham and lost to Wolves recently, their fickle fans would have been questioning Sir Alex because obviously it's always the managers fault when a team fails to perform.

Marian Paharthclearer

I think, not certain, but BA stopped flying into Tripoli last Thursday, this should have set alarms ringing in government particularly given the recent unrest in other north African countries.

Terkish and Dune