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Its a conspiracy, the supermarkets are doing it on purpose to try and encourage you to use those fecking self service tills. Ba5tards!!!

Not saying your are wrong or anything, but why the hell would Swindon use Wellington for training when they are only an hour up the road?

Have had to reload windows on laptop due to a virus destroying everything. I've reinstalled iTunes but I can't find an option to move all the music from my iPhone back opn to my pc, and I'm worried that if I just hit sync it will delete everything from my phone. Is there a way of doing this? Cheers

£44k? Are they taking the ****? How difficult can it be? Dark-go, light-stop, dark-go, light-stop......

As did the other 10 d1ckheads in front of him. And lets be fair, its been a long long time since he's made a bad cock up. I'd bet he's gained us a hell of a lot more points than he's cost us.

Jesus H Christ, can we at least give the bloke a transfer window?

Brian Clough's approach to team building summed us up perfectly today. Cloughie had a good goalie, a good centre half, a good centre mid and a good striker as a spine, then fitted the rest in round them. Today Kelvin had a bad day, Fonte was out, Chaplow was out, Rickie is still not at the races. Bang goes our spine. What concerns me more than the performance is Adkins reluctance to change things when it was clear we weren't getting anywhere. All teams have off days, its the reaction that matters after a day like today.

Taking my nipper to a gig at the arena tomorrow. Anyone know of any good (read cheap) places to park? I know of a car park near wemblet central station thats about £8 all day which isn't too bad. Can you park on the streets at the weekend or is it all permits only round there? Cheers

Not the team, I'm talking about the f uckwits who think it's a great laugh to give Kelvin a sarcastic cheer when he takes the ball cleanly. That's really going to help the blokes confidence at a time when he's clearly a bit shaky. Go and find another team to support, *****s.

Who is going to pay for all the damage they are causing? I say add it up and then stick it on top of the tuition fees...

This. Although being in League 1 has its advantages re international breaks!

Typical soft pro footballer. Yer average sunday league player would have been back out for the second half with a couple of band aids and a pack of B+H.

Bring back Strachan, in a 'media relations' role...

Ooh Sir, taxi driver sir? Working nights? TMS? Sky player on the iPhone? Ohh, suits you sir!

At the end of the day they are a promotion rival, so no, I wouldn't even lend them our tea lady

Adkins post match interview says it all: 'Do you think it will be us and Brighton fighting it out for top spot at the end Nigel?' NA 'If they can stay with us...'

To be fair he was crocked, should have retired but wanted to give it one last shot, and Hector give 100% in the games he played. Now if were talking about dreadful players from that team you can't get worse than Calum Davenport, Olivier Barnard or the defensive genius that was Adreas Jakobssen!

Alex Ox Alex Ox running down the wing Alex Ox Alex Ox skinning everything His mum gets him dressed, and pulls up his socks Alex Ox Alex Ox Alex Ox.....

Redknapp, no question. If I was walking home from the pub, busting for a slash, and that c unt staggered, blazing, out of a burning building, I would cross the road and **** on a bush. As for players, can't think of too many I actually hate, wouldn't buy Kevin Phillips or Kenwyne Jones a pint though.

1 degree is nothing. I remember getting battered by Sheffield utd a few years ago and it was minus 6

I would actually marry her, as long as daddy came out on the stag do...

Not really surprising, Puncheon has gone, time for a new scapegoat. Look, as much as we all love RL, there is a reason he is 28 and still playing in L1.

Theres an engine machining shop in Cadnam called Saunders. Couldn't tell you if they make piston rings but I'm sure they would know someone who did.

He's a striker whose going through a bit of a goal drought. His pay will be a bit lower, no goal bonuses, of course he's f**king miserable! All strikers go through it, he'll score one soon and it wil kick start his season, just in time for a good post xmas run into the automatic spots. Next time he bags one look at the reaction on his face and his celebration, thats not a player who 'doesn't want to be here'.

Just get Kate wotsername to do page 3. Sorted!