Dimond Geezer

GET IN THERE!!!!! Tiger Woods, Muhammad Ali, Jack Nicklaus, Ronald Reagan, George Washington, Babe Ruth, General Custer, Geronimo, Brad & Angelina, George Foreman......Your Boys took one hell of a beating. That is all.

I think I just heard on the radio that Adam Lallana became a father on Wednesday. I saw "think" as I was leaving the room as it was mentioned, I've not seen it anywhere else, so I hope I'm not making it up.

I think we have a plan.

Oh cheers mate! Thanks for p!ssing on my fire. Getting it right was the highlight it what has been a generally sh!t day, now you tell me it's easy.

Wow, I never knew that & I'm only a year behind VFTT. I think he was sniffing around Mrs Barnett as well.

x=3, y=1. Haven't done this for years, until last night when my son needed help with simultaneous equations.

Best known for being driven mad by Clouseau. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19745910 95 isn't a bad age to go at. RiP "KILL CLOUSEAU"

Possibly the last of the cigar chomping, sheep-skin wearing managers to go. RiP

Apple Havant worked that out yet. Sorry...

I believe it's currently illegal under EU law.

A large part of Portsmouth is built on marsh land (known as The Great Morass), maybe it's slipped north a little.

Easy, he's a pro footballer. It the female equivalent of beer-goggles.

& how slim he was. He hasn't always been a chubber:-)

I wasn't overly impressed with him last night. He dropped 3 catches, kicked a couple straight to Wednesday players & managed to clatter his own defenders once or twice, all things that Kelvin gets chastised for. On the plus side he made some good saves, although I think KD would have made them, but he did managed to hold a couple that KD would have pushed away.

I used to park there, until they started clamping.

Didn't that guy assault Prescott, rather than apply the law/procedure?

Stopped listening when Mark & Lard departed (as someone else above). Tried several local radio stations, finally settling on Wave, you get a reasonable mix of music. In the last year I've taken an intense dislike to the untalented & unfunny bloke who does the breakfast show & have found Chris Evans on R2 to be pretty good. So the answer to your question is 44.

For me pleb isn't offensive, it was a word we used at school when taking the p!ss out of mates, as was trodlodyte. However in this context is was clearly meant as an insult coming from someone who considers himself "elite" to someone he considers "less worthy". His denial of using the word demonstrates this.

I always picture TDD as someone who doffs his cap & averts his eyes when someone whom he considers better than him walks past.

I was impressed by him today, I thought Fonte looked more assured alongside him, than he has recently with Hoover. I fully expected Fonte to be dropped in his favour, it looks a though Jos's injury may have done Fonte a favour.

We will then be derided as a one dimensional team who can only play hoof-ball.

For a L1 team we did pretty well last year.

Dabbled a bit when a teenager, but was sh!t scared of my parents reaction if they'd found out (despite them both being smokers at the time), so never really took it up properly. Best decision I ever made. I never realised how much passive smoking affected me until I left home & would go back to visit the parents. My clothes stunk and I couldn't wear them again until they'd been washed & my eyes were stinging, stuff I'd got used to whilst living at home. Christ knows what it was doing to my lungs.

Good for you. MNDA for me.