Dimond Geezer

Also: The act of placing a snake in one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification."" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snaking

Whilst I'm no fan of Bandwagon Dave, I think it's a bit unfair to criticise him for helping out a charity. I know it wasn't funny, but he had a go.

Makes you proud to be british.

Some scrote gave my wing mirror a good kicking on Friday night, broke the mirror, surround & adjustment arm. Bastrd.

What's this 3% Football League levy? Is it something that will effect us?

I don't think we will go up automatically, injuries & suspensions could be a significant factor in this. We've lost Morgan & Gobbern for a while, I don't know what the yellow card count currently is, but Deano & Chappers bust be getting near a suspension. If one of those two get suspended, our midfiled will look very second-rate. We also need Kelvin to stay uninjured. Hoping for a top 2 place, but I just can't see it at the moment. Still I've never been to Manchester, so it should be a nice day out.

Was this taken after his corpse was exhumed.

Was our original statue based on this guy: http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/110328/emperor-akihito-440.jpg

Frank Worthington? John Burridge crap, are you for real? He was awesome for us!

Keith Cassells Bought from Oxford, Mark Wright was the make-weight in the deal. Once hit the floodlights when shooting at goal. Became a rozzer.

Heard this on the Radio last week, the DJ was raving about, but most of the listeners thought it was tripe. I haven't heard it since. I'm with the listeners btw.

For goodness sake you lot - get over yourselves & get a sense of humour implant.

B******, had me going. :lol:

I heard it loud & clear on the radio. I had to explain to Mrs Geezer though.

I had one! I badgered my parents for it for christmas, but I'm sure in was about £50 rather than nearly £70 as quoted in the link. I had to buy the monitor (telly ) myself & got a second-hand b&w for £25 from Huskys on The Triangle. I had tipex marks on the cassette player volume control, one on the casing & one on the knob which had to be lined up correctly to download games. Then I got the 16k RAM pack, wow.... there was no stopping me then. I loved the look of the thing, it was so cool, but the flat keyboard was a problem when "gaming" as you couldn't feel the key positions, I got around this problem by building up small piles of those self adhesive reinforcing rings (the sticky rings you put on holes in paper so they don't tear when you put it in ring binders) on the relevant keys, so you could feel them without looking away from the screen.

It's a slippery slope. A girl I work with started 'social' smoking 5 years ago at the age of 28. She's now on 40-a-day & can't give up.

Patience will be the first thing to go when you give up the fags.

We battered Carlisle in the JPT final last year, with the biggest following any single team has ever taken to Wembley - not too shabby.

Yes very. I'm in the construction industry & haven't filled a timesheet with more tha 60% productive time since before christmas. Saintsweb, facebook, minesweeper & solitaire are my only 'entertainment'.

I, for one, don’t like the All Saints Day tribute, I’d prefer to see bereavements remembered at the next home game. Having said that, the club have made this decision that is their prerogative, and something I respect.. It should be remembered it wasn’t NC who implemented this, it was one of the previous regimes. The exception being When ML died, and I can understand why the club did it. ML ploughed millions of his own money into the club, Deano, and I don’t mean any disrespect to him, was someone who worked for the club for 2 years. Yes he was a very good player, he died very young, but should the club change their philosophy whenever a ‘fans favourite’ passes on? Who should decide whom we honour in this way & whom we don’t? As mentioned by others, the club has been involved with tributes in the last week or so and in my opinion, it’s disrespectful to Deano’s memory to use this as a stick to beat NC with.

Was it us? I think we were relegated in '74 finishing 3rd bottom, with ManUre one place below.

You're blatently cheating, you originally had "Annti Crouch" in flagrant breach of the rules, and I don't recall Leon Crouch being particularly tall.

In fairness to Forecast, since he's been sat on the bench, he's done it very well.

I don't think so, Andy "Thunderclap" Newman, was from Hounslow, Jimmy McCullogh was from Glaswow, John Keen from Ealing & Bijou Drains (aka Pete Townshend) was from Chiswick.

Absolutely correct. Mind you if we finish 6th & get promoted, you wont hear me complaining. Fickle? Moi?