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I second this. Was sat behind her at the FA cup final and didn't see much of the match, was too busy looking over her shoulder.

There aren't many contributors with their own catchphrase and junior school level English. He's certainly the best in that category. On another note, looking forward to the game today, with the squad hopefully getting back to near full strength. Wished it was a 3pm kick off, but getting used to the late ones recently.

Luke Shaw middle name Hoare! That is class.

Wonderfully put there pap. Nice to see some posters with sense and reason. We have no reason to not give the club full backing after the last 3 years or so.

Worth staying up late to watch that. Great goal to equalise.

Once hated now appreciated. Can only be good for England too. If Adkins ever leaves then I wouldn't say no to him at Saints

He isn't prem class. We should try and get Friedel in the short term. Class act still.

Owens opinion of himself is laughable. 31 goals in 7 years for the egotistical clown. I wouldn't be sad to see his horses perish.

You need to take a step back and consider what it is you're getting wound up about here. It's an internet forum. I don't use twitter. I can see its usefulness but can also see why it gets mocked. I won't believe this signing until its on the OS which i can't understand how to use either these days.

Someone on the tele, but we'll see! to nick your catchphrase

Pretty much our weakest areas then!

A real motley crew. You might make it onto a list with this statistical malarkey too.

He could be the new Stuart Ripley for us. Vastly overrated player.

The eyes don't lie and he was rotten against Wigan, on the whole.

Exactly how i see it. If we don't get anyone in then even the most optimistic fan must become concerned.

not exactly game of the century. clyne never fails to impress. guly looks all fingers and thumbs. and i'm watching it on some dodgy norwegian stream, which doesn't help matters

Agree on both counts fella. Being female and not overweight isn't enough to warrant being regarded as a sort.

"Attacks punched the dog sitter and steal the dog 'Pepe' arrested." - What a brilliant side story. Who needs Ramirez?

Cup half full. You paid the money to see a decent Udinese team. Cup half empty it wasn't far off that price to watch us last season at some grounds. Cynical cup would say you got mugged off.

Kitson for England! Shouted the reading fans I would take any signing right now, seeing as we have space in the squad, but would ideally like to aim higher than L1 standard.

Dreadful camera work and yappy frog. At least I know how shnayderlan's name is now pronounced

CB Fry with a Kevin Keegan esque reaction. Lovely stuff.

To be fair to Dalek we do seem to labour in the transfer market. Some recruits over the next fortnight please. All Readings additions look good and I really don't want to finish below those chumps.

We could dress the players up in nappies. Very cheap to make and great with the new kit. If we don't do it Reading will.

Southampton evolves but it doesn't revolve?