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Cabin boys don't count.

So another 8000 seats would cost 8 billion quid then. Seems a bit steep - can't see Cortese going for that!

Barton may be available cheap in the close season.

Yep, bit of an oversight there. Try this: https://purchase.processticket.com/sfc/

Did you see Fred's face before that piece of rubbish reporting? He'll have to face up to it sooner or later.

Absolutely - we did so well at Blackpool the last time we were on the Beeb.

If we go to the play-offs I honestly wouldn't fancy our chances. Unfortunately.

It's been tried many times before but somehow it always seems to go wrong. You know, everyone is equal but some are more equal than others. Try reading Animal Farm.

As a Romsey lad, I resent that dig at my hometown club. Romsey Town have a long (longer than Pompey} and proud (never been in administration) history.

Don't forget to tell them to work very very 'ard.

I think it is generally agreed that St Mary's design always allowed for expansion. So presumably there are plans somewhere in existence that Barr's architects would have drawn up which shows exactly how this could be achieved - mostly involving steelwork I should imagine. Is it beyond the realms of possibility that Liebherr (the company) could get involved in the construction if it is to be mostly like giant Meccano. With hundreds of Swiss/German engineers it could probably be achieved quite quickly (look at how they can throw up a Huf Haus) and at a massive cost saving. If not, they could probably give us a discount on the cranes.

I don't want that little Hunt playing for us.

It's OK, you can say, we all know who it is. British Gas, right? At least it's not fizzy pop any more.

In any way, shape or form.

That was Swansea 78-86 - staggering that they were also several times in their 2 seasons in the top flight actually top of the old 1st Division.

A surprise winner this year is my forecast - someone will come through in the final round. Hanson perhaps.

It looks to me like HE doesn't think he's good enough. Needs some time with a good Sports Psychologist IMO. And someone so visibly low on confidence shouldn't be taking penalties.

This bloke Scott's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land. Unless he's really talking about Plan B all the time - and he's trying to pull the wool over the eyes of the simple folk at the wrong end of the M27.

Despite 3 people on here (including yourself) saying the mini is girly, you still seem very keen on it. So go for it. Ya big jessie.

ITV can't do sport - or anything else come to think of it.

One assumes his name would be spelt correctly on the stand? ffs

As usual Phil, I don't have the first idea what the feck you're on about. Are you on drugs?

Try Dunlop Green Flash. Awesome - proper plimsolls.

To be fair to Corp, I don't think he's talking about that particular relegation.

Smoking pubs would be required to hang a f*cking great sign about 8 feet high outside saying "beware only enter this pub if you want to die painfully and prematurely". FFS