LGTL

Are they short of Ferrari and maserati garages in Liverpool then? Actually that's probably a stupid question.

His first choice was Utd, who subsequently backed out.

Not really a surprise. Our set pieces were woeful last season and have been for some time.

After Newcastle away, he did nothing, absolutely nothing. Pointless.

Except Gunwharf, Portsmouth is an absolute cesspit. Their council do try, yet ultimately fail. The inhabitants are just poorer, fatter, uglier and less hygienic and nothing the local council does can change that.

Sky reporting that he will sign for Liverpool tomorrow.

What I find more pathetic is some little nobody coming on here giving it the biggun just because he's some footballers *****. Typical hanger on.

Tell your mate he's a massive ****. You too for that matter. Are you that Whisken fella? Explains it all if you are.

What a stupid poll I of course voted for Saints.

"Better history - Liverpool, Spurs, Saints, Swansea "Better last 5 years" - Spurs, Liverpool, Saints Swansea "Better last season" - Spurs, Liverpool, Saints (table doesn't lie), Swansea.

They should win League 2 at a canter to be honest. But they are doing the same old "throw money and worry later" routine. What could possibly go wrong?

Can you imagine trying to organise FC Kairat away with about 6 days notice?!

I'm sure the ROI are falling over themselves at the possibility of fielding a left back who plays in League 2, that's League 2, and who Doncaster didn't really fancy.

The whole episode perfectly summed up just how small time they all are now. Crying over a bit of red for god sake, are all Ladbrokes blue over there or something?

Whoever it was, they got in a big hissy fit when the **** Lallana started getting stick for acting like a tit.

Well if driving a Bentley in your early 20's isn't 'money' then I want some of what he's smoking.

I'll miss the first three - although hoping Watford gets moved to the Monday night as I could make that then.

So Newcastle, Everton and Watford to start. Arsenal on Boxing Day. Bournemouth away on a Tuesday night.

They've improved the floodlights up to Championship standard? I'm not entirely sure they'll need to worry about that for the next 10 years at least.

As usual, the customer loses! As a Sky customer with BT Broadband, I'll now pay an extra £9 a month (£4 increase for Sky, £5 increase for BT Sport) and receive exactly the same as I am now. Bargain!

Good god they are absolutely pathetic! Cringeworthy beyond words.

It's Wessex league at best.

They are good cars. After filling up it goes on and on and on and on and is as reliable as you'd expect.

Never - get used to it.

No way is that Redknapp - is it easy to get around the little blue tick thing?