LGTL

Bournemouth now self isolating.

Absolutely ridiculous that they haven’t been cancelled already. This will finally get it done.

Fair enough. I guess we’ll see if our way or the way of Italy, Spain, Ireland, Denmark et al is correct.

Literally the PM just announced ‘it’s nothing like flu’.

I gave up at ‘flu’ and ‘warm temperatures’ I never knew cooks in the Navy were privy to the highest of talks, but you’ve proved me wrong.

Ok.

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Read more often, it does you good.

Gabbiadini has tested positive

Quite, which is why I’m baffled to his reaction so far. It’s better to overreact then under react where public health is concerned.

Italy are literally going to let their over 70’s die. Meanwhile Boris is still sitting here doing absolutely nothing, who’d have thought. Just cancel the season, some things are more important.

Hopefully this means they’re starting to listen to concerns, fair play if so. Although probably not needed at Everton, lower allocation is always plenty for there.

Utter scabs. Every single last one of them.

Does make you think how the hell have we not been relegated over the last few seasons. We’re certainly on borrowed time in this league.

Newcastle harp on about Ashley, but this knob has been by far a much worse owner. Absolutely useless from start to (hopefully soon) finish.

It’s like death by a thousand cuts at St Mary’s these days. To be honest I hate everything about home game except the pub with pals before and after. It’s a complete waste of time and the ‘experience’ is utterly appalling. Only reason I have a ST is for away tickets.

Used them loads especially to Ireland. They weren’t called FlymayBe for nothing. Good riddance to them, hopefully a more reasonably priced airline will replace them. Would love to have some Ryanair and EasyJet options from Southampton.

What the hell were our medical staff doing last week? Concussion this bad a week later YET he played the full 90 minutes?! Ridiculous. Explains his performance last week though.

Beaten comfortably by Arsenal U23’s to go along with our total demolition of them. What an intimidating place it really is.

Wonder if they’ll be applauding the opposition again like the embarrassing saps they are?

You weren’t there were you. That’s fine. The season is over but we were a disgrace today.

Cat A?! our club are a bunch of robbing cunts.

That was absolutely pathetic. Players and Hassanhuttl all over the place.

Imagine allowing 9 per season ticket for a game they’re ‘boycotting’ (again) Absolute scabs. Always show their true colours that lot. They’re all still crying about getting priority though. Pathetically small time.

I’m just still in disbelief at his performance at Fulham away, think it was MH first game.

West Ham going down would be far funnier so not too bothered by this.