Wade Garrett

Townsend is a very good player. Would like him down here.

This is all from rubbish leaked by Spurs. If Kruger has got anything about him, he'll find out where Levy drinks and go round there and kick his head in, in front of his bird.

Noble from West Ham would be better.

Move the training ground to London.

Increase the average age of signings.

I reckon you're brilliant at Football Manager. Did you play the game at any level?

Austin and Shaqiri.

It will plague him for the rest of his career. Wenger must be furious, it was especially bad last night and explains his passing!

Chambers is hindered by a terrible case of colour blindness. Fact.

We need a couple more players but Les will pull something out of the hat like he always does. Ron has clearly said nobody will be sold, so what is there for Ralph to say? I'm happy to wait until the window closes before judging the club.

BT Sport just got the rights for the Ashes in Australia. I think rather than having BT and Sky, as they are carving everything up between them, I'll just chuck the lot in. I foolishly thought £90 per month would be enough to watch all the sport I wanted. I'll be happy with the BBC's Match of the Day (still the best football programme out there) for my fix of football. I'll really miss a load of dickhead journos talking bullsh*t around a breakfast table on a Sunday morning. Joe Public will only be pushed so far with digital TV fees.

Phillips has looked excellent so far this season. Him, Austin and VVD would be excellent signings.

I remember playing in my cubs team when I was 8 playing 4-4-2 and we won a game 13-0.

I don't think our present strategy is sustainable on a playing front. Maybe we should concentrate a few signings on decent 27/28 year olds who we could get a decent 4/5 years from. Would stop the raping of our team every Summer.

Can't believe some knobs actually make a living peddling ****e.

You are of course quite right (and I've had a bit of a rant). Doubt Les at your peril, he has always pulled rabbits out of hats for us. I don't think this season will be the same.

What a c*nt. Thought we did 'character profiling'. Maybe we should concentrate more on 'ungrateful c*nt profiling'. Spurs, Liverpool, Poch and Rogers, total c*nts, the lot of them. Time for the club to grow a pair.

He snatches at shots and misses the target more than he should. Crikey, he had 2 free headers on Saturday and neither were on target.

He misses too many decent chances for me.

I don't think that's a good deal.

Supprters aren't 'crying', but are understandably fed up of continually selling our best players. If this one goes ahead, I reckon it could be the straw that breaks the camel's back. It is a strategy that is doomed to fail.

Not an opinion I share.

Shame it's not Pelle.

He'll probably have George Galloway as his right hand man. They can swap stories about when they sucked off terrorists and despots.

Reminds me of when I painted my bedroom walls. Went to the toilet, and heard my then 2 year old shout 'I'll help you daddy'. Ran back into the bedroom, with an arsehole yet to be cleaned, to find her glossing the walls!