Wade Garrett

In your opinion. Thanks for that.

Decent signing, shame about Mills though (if true). After watching him against Ipswich in the FA Cup a couple of seasons ago, I thought he looked a player with real ability and bags of potential.

Crap appointment for Saints. Another Rupert experiment that went very wrong.

Better thank him for not deregulating more, as the opposition at the time wanted.

Good post. Russia and the like have us over a barrel at the moment.

No, have you been out in the last few weeks?

I expect the Lancashire Telegraph is as reliable as the Echo.

Try this

I'd f*cking ruin it.

Agents are no more than modern day Fagin's.

Like I said, I'm no expert. But when I look out of the window in June and it's ****ing down and miserable I do wonder about global warming. At the moment I'd welcome some decent weather.

I'm going to Italy. I'm not telling you when though, because you'll rob my house.

I thought Jack Warner was going for the job. Apparently he was turned down for being too corrupt. The brown envelopes he handed round in the Pakistani cave didn't go down too well with the executive members.

I'm no expert, and I'm not rubbishing the scientific theories on global warming, but the weather has been crap again. We haven't had a decent Summer for a while now. Global warming doesn't seem to have hit Southampton.

I love Madness, but the song sounds sh*te on the advert.

You're all a load of weirdos.

We wouldn't get away with that in the CHampionship.

I think we have suffered in the past by not buying players early enough. Just looked at our fixture list. We definitely need to improve our first XI if we want to do well. Lots of decent side to come up against next season.

I'm going for Bristol City at home. Pompey on Boxing Day.

I'm assuming you're taking the p*ss.

Shilton Mills Wright Watson Dennis Rod Wallace, Williams, Ball, Armstrong Channon, Keegan, Shearer, Le Tiss Manager...Lawrie Mac I know I have too many forwards, but who do you leave out?

I don't really think this will change anything. Clubs will get round it no problem at all.

Eton Rifles, Eton Rifles.

Played there a few times for Southampton Boys under the lights. Barry Horne's 40 yarder against Bolton in the cup was quality.

We'll always be marginalised. I wouldn't build bridges with individuals on the take. We need to put our own house in order. Get rid of the stuffed shirts at the FA and let Trevor Brooking run the whole lot.