Lord Duckhunter

I’d want my keeper saving the 5th as well

It was. Every single fucking week there’s excuses made for him. We binned off Gunn who was nowhere near as bad.

And Smallbone & Downes as well. They’ve been fucking non existent

At least he put his body on the line, our fairies would have let him shoot.

Whitey will be blaming Stephens for the third, where was the closing down. Typical Jack, nowhere to be seen.

Can you update the shots on target per goal data?

RM will be getting into them now. Giving them some clog. “What we need is possession, pass the ball. Keep possession, backwards sideways, the slower the better”.

Our centre halves are told to pass the ball out when it’s obvious they can’t do so, so that’s down to the manager. But the goal keeping, fucking hell. He really is fucking pony.

Keeper again

Horrendous goalkeeping, he really is fucking pony

Hit the fucking target man….

It all starts with trying to be too clever. We chased the ball down early won a corner and were on the front foot. Fucking mincing around with a short corner, instead of getting it in the mixer first minute. Fucking pony.

I guess it’ll depend on how we’re doing. I imagine a new contract will be more appealing than a relegation battle if we are 10 points clear of 3rd place come Jan. im not saying he’ll stay in Jan , but we won’t be in the conversation if we’re midtable by then.

Good solid pro, defo premiership level so a real plus keeping him this window. His size probably narrows down his options as some managers won’t fancy him, but I’m surprised he hasn’t been in more demand.

I don’t understand why people are lumping him in with Che & KWP in the “brilliant we kept” bag. Che for all his faults has performed at various time over the years, and KWP has been very good for a long time. This Sully bloke has done fuck all except in a beer & skittles match, has been “injured “ this season and clearly doesn’t want to play for us. Maybe he’ll knuckle down, play brilliantly to secure his African nations place, before tearing up the league. Or maybe he’ll do the bare minimum to stay fit, flatter to deceive & agitate for a move in Jan. I know which my monies on.

The blonde at Wolves looks a right old dirty.

Exactly

No. He’s an average premier league player. We’re better off than anyone thought we’d be, and better off than most relegated teams. But to say we’re stronger after the window than before is just pony.

JWP, Lavia & Tino being head and shoulders above their replacements.

You wait till the chick game becomes part of it.

But it’s not. The squad was stronger on 1/7 than on 1/9

It’s funny how there’s always “breaking news” just before an ad break.

Horrendous. The bloke can’t speak properly. I know times have moved on since John Arlott etc, but fuck me, you’d expect a pundit to have a grasp of basic English. It’s like getting David from Heartbeat to host The South Bank Show. I can’t get the Blackmore thing on my iPad. Have the CoT got a utube channel?

On deadline day, I do think Clinton Morrisons agent has to be a fucking genius, the Einstein of agents. To get that fucking plank front and centre of everything is quite remarkable.

Nearly as good as KWP MS ABK RP…And look how that ended up. ABK is a cock that doesn’t want to play for us and hasn’t put a shift in since he’ arrived. Even if he stays he’ll still be a cock that doesn’t want to play for us and won’t put a shift in. Wanker.