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Very true. It's far better to shoot hundreds of unarmed potential suspects every year, rather than run the risk of one unarmed cop having to duck a bullet.

I would recommend adjusting your ball cock, but in your case it's probably too late

Shouldn't you use a bigger font if you want real referees to respond. Much much bigger.

It's just off the road that goes from Randburg out to Lanseria airport, if anybody was thinking of taking their wife for a nice day out.

But nobody has ever been able to produce a single shred of evidence that we did actually pay off our CVA, have they?

I'm sure there's a bit of a trend in there somewhere, if only I could see it.

Steven who?

Is there any truth in the rumour that Johnstone's Paint are stepping up as main sponsors of the next World Cup?

That striker they just signed from Accrington scored 4 in 40 appearances last season, and hasn't scored in his last 27 appearances since last September.

Their new manager has come up with a radical new plan for next season Here we go again.

FIFA has always been shіt hot at threatening immediate expulsion for any country where they deem government interference with football administration. So we can expect them to expel USA and Switzerland any day now.

So you're not really looking at this from a striaghtforward EU in/out perspective then. You want some good old fashioned protectionism. Can't see that working in the 21st Century.

Why would it be a problem if they're coming here to work, and pay taxes and NI?

Any news on the ashes?

I was 18 when I voted yes to join the common market. Even then, I knew that we were voting for much more than just opening up trade markets. We voted to become part of Europe. You can't just hit the rewind button 40 years later because we've changed our minds. There's not a lot wrong with Britain's membership of the EU in macro terms. Just think how much worse it would be if we were in the Eurozone, or signed up to Shengen. The planned restrictions on access to benefits for EU migrants will go a long way to addressing the bad feelings that are stirred up by the media at the moment. And get ultimate sovereignty of British Courts back to the UK. The reputation of the British legal systems for fairness and justice is pretty much second to none.

Well that's not true. The moment he took over, he commissioned a thorough investigation to uncover every single step of how such a blatant and outrageous act of corruption could be carried out in a fine upstanding and respectable organisation like FIFA. He still has it in his top drawer. Allegedly.

It looks as if Blatter's greed will lead to his downfall. The decision to award two tournaments at the same time was an odd one, never having been done before. At that time, however, Blatter had declared his intention not to stand again, so the only logical conclusion, allegedly, was that it was done to give Herr Blatter two more goes to fill up his pension. It was only after the double award that Blatter gave in to the overwhelming pressure placed on him by fans the world over to change his mind and reluctantly agree to stand again.

I hope they all "stay in the car" when they get to the USA

Que?

So that just leaves sex, sex and sex etc. Pffffft. Who'd want to be a young person these days.

...Japanese cars...

It takes me about 2 seconds to remove an empty clip from a semi-automatic handgun, and replace it with a full one. How about you?

Well that's a stunning breakthrough for the taxman. Nobody else in the UK pays corporation tax on their sales. Well done Amazon.

People used to take their children to Bedlam back in Victorian times, to laugh at the inmates through the railings.

You have nothing to fear in Sarnialand. Sarnia's a "shoot them in the back when they're not looking" kind of guy, so you don't need to worry about staring down the business end of a loaded weapon.