Dark Munster

Not so simples.

That is pretty low, I must admit.

So who's going to start the Saints vs. Man Utd build up thread?

Not really. It's one year too long.

Have to say that was a great header by Cahill.

Yes it was. Particularly because MLT was in his prime.

Mauricio "Zero Trophies" Pochettino is extremely loyal. Except when a bigger club comes along.

Haven't a clue who or when.

By "we" you mean that moron Reed, I presume? Most of us knew that we were desperately short in attack last season, and so it proved to be true (and still is).

If you offered me 17th and a cup win next season I'd bite your hand off.

Anyone knows what's up with Amla? Missing from the recent squads. Can't find any news anywhere.

We paid that for the clown's donkey.

Bowled well too it seems: 1 for 19 off 5 overs. Taylor only bowled 4 overs. Injured?

Probably not again then. Once head butted, twice shy.

Just caught the solent commentary for the last few overs. The pair were waffling on with boring crap, ignoring the game in progress (assuming it was all over), and then woke up with a couple of balls left to realise that there was an actual match going on.

I think our owner doesn't have a clue about either.

As I said, relax. Almost spot on, except for Calamity Karius. Shame it wasn't a VVD or Lovren cock-up.

Certainly a massive upgrade on the clown.

Relax. Madrid will win 2-1. Mane with a consolation for Liverpool.

I've noticed he's become a lot more aggressive ever since he changed his avatar. I think he should consider changing to a softer, friendlier avatar. Maybe this:

I think that answers your question.

And we were unlucky with Alonso not getting sent off (probably cost us 3 points) and the Everton non-foul foul followed by their last second equaliser. Swings and roundabouts.

This ^

If we get rid of the clown's donkey (while keeping the other three) and bring in a quality goal-scoring replacement then we'll be in great shape up front. But that's almost certainly not going to happen.