Dark Munster

"Sign the contract, Jay."

Rain is our friend. A washout for one of Hants' games, as well as one of Essex's and Surrey's, and we'd be home and dry. Well, home and wet actually.

Points deduction!

Why would anyone want Clyne (or any of our other English players) play for England? He'd do a Lallana/Lambert/Shaw in January.

Kent 198 all out against Essex's rice-pudding attack.

He only has to play a couple of games for Citeh (and not that well) and he'll be guaranteed a spot in Roy's squad.

Or maybe we'll wait until the last 5 minutes. That would be fun!

Yes, I was doing an MLG on points needed to secure promotion. One win will guarantee it.

WBA all over again? I think the mane difference is we have one or two exciting new players coming in.

Bloody hell, they don't like AP very much, do they? I thought I had stumbled on a Charlton forum. Are we the only club that don't despise him? He did well for us, brought in some excellent players, laid the foundation for NA to take us to the PL, and of course that great day at Wembley. I guess NC sacked him at just the right time.

17 points to finish above Surrey, who have 2 matches left. But Essex have three matches left, so 29 points are needed to guarantee finishing above them.

Is it just me, or do the nutjobs seem to be getting younger on every new page? Anyway, anyone born nine months after May 1, 1976?

I thought I'd be getting some deadline news, instead I've stumbled upon the Totty Deadline Day Thread. Living across the pond, I've had to spend the last hour on google images finding out who you all are talking about. Come on chaps, don't forget

Pellè the schmuck at losing Southampton

Can't read too much into his playing career. There are plenty of great players who were shite managers (e.g. Maradonna), and plenty of mediocre players who were great managers (e.g. Fergie).

Yes, but how about to Arsenal for £27m? http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/08/30/exclusive-arsenal-to-seal-27m-signing-by-monday-fee-agreed-personal-terms-being-discussed/

Have to agree.

12th will be confusing because it'll be both satisfactory and disappointing. And 7th will leave us wondering what to think. Anyway, basically agree with those positions. We don't have the squad depth to finish above the CL big boys + Manure, Spurs and Everton.

And long afterwards, too.