Dark Munster

Have they met yet?

A bit worrying for the phew now. After today's unlucky defeat against a fellow struggler, they are now 8 points adrift. Fortunately, once they move out of administration they are going to get those 10 points back. But that would only leave them 2 points above the drop zone. They'll need to end their 37 year record run of not winning p.d.q. to avoid being sucked back into the dreaded drop zone. Oh wait a minute, I forgot, they'll be losing 10 points. Oops. That's going to make survival a little bit trickier. Tragic isn't it? You mean apart from the deafening roar of laughter from us nutjobs?

Brave man. I wonder if he'll still be laughing when his Chairman publicly gives him a "vote of confidence."

The window's behind the door.

Oh, oh, 6 minutes left. But it's not over yet.

Still 1 hour and 10 minutes to go. Maybe a last minute surprise?

Locked. I wish.

Take her out tonight instead. If she asks why, tell her you're so excited you can't wait until tomorrow.

Are you sure? I live in San Diego.

So, back on topic. Has Vorren signed yet?

Corrected it for you.

I think next month this epic thread will need a name change. The Cheats Liquidation Saga.

You're in luck. They're in Barcelona at the moment.

That can't be true. I read that they are as likely to go down as ManUre.

....

Nige.

What a miserable day. The only silver lining is that we just bought a top defender for more than what Cheats FC are worth, and 4 times as much as the PST can muster.

Apart from his last club, who sacked him after he took them to the foot of the table.

Has he ****ing signed yet?

mmmmmm... horse burgers.

Originally Posted by Dalek2003 We are due a stuffing, 6-0 to Chelsea Good old Dalek. He's done it again. Keep it up mate.

Where have you been? Anyway, better late than never.

The omens do not look good for a positive result: no sign of Dalek predicting a thrashing. I'll give it a go, but I'm not sure if it'll work.... We are due for a thrashing. 5-0 to Chelsea I'm afraid.

And close to the next scheduled parachute payment. Hmmmmmmmmm.. ... or bears still defecate in the woods.