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Loads of goals, nigh on 3 per game. teams averages 62+ goals each last season. Only 3 teams scored less than our 46 goals and 14 teams scored over 60 goals. Needs strikers badly.

So take the money out in cash and shove it at the bottom of the tool box (in a plastic bag of course) or something.

Phyto Calm does the trick incredibly well; Plant based no side affects, just knocks them out at bedtime. We have a daughter ,international 800m runner now, and it worked like a charm for her before big races.

Perhaps he's on very little money and there are get out clauses liberally scattered around.Perhaps Bart is on quite a lot of money so it was thought that if we loaned him out and replaced him with someone on half of his pay we'd make a real killing.Greed and profit were seemingly often behind some of the strange looking deals at SMS. Now I read the other day that Assou-Ekotto who's been doing OK at Spurs of late (although not today as Bale is playing) has a clause in his contract whereby he can leave for less than a million £. This is called a "stability clause" and is fixed at the time of signing.A player aged less than 28 having done 3 years in the same club or 2 years if older can just unilaterally break his contract with no compensation to be paid.I think it's been FIFA rules since 2005/6 so the first wave will be seen soon.All that has to happen is the last xx years of his contract are paid up by the new club or the player himself but no plus value transfer fee is payable.

Spare money and Southampton FC there's 2 things you don't often see mentioned in the same phrase.

Phil would know, the 2 jerks actually hung about with him for a while in Dubai. Rugby 7s maybe.

It's not that they're particularly poor in itself, they have made some sort of contribution on occasions, the problem with those 2 is their combined 21K a week salary. If they were on 'normal' CCC wages ie 10/11k/wk for the pair of them we would have had the other 11K at our disposal for a right back and perhaps another forward man. 5.5K/wk is good money in the CCC, you can pick what you want for that amount. As they were here and we needed players we started delving into the ultra bargain basement for players on Lge 2 or lower salaries(or parent club assisted) and got what we paid for --- pure crap or disinterested players. Once Saganowski came back the sums just got worse and we had to let players like Cork go.

well yes, the Windies haven't yet twigged that it's not 20/20 slogabout time yet.

this meaning the obscenely rich 'Le Tissier' consortium has been outbid by the desperate and indecently penniless Jacko consortium? Nah foak off.

Who sent you the text? Cherry Pip,St David?, Kelso Kev?

Technical error, aren't we in Umbro shirts nowadays. Umbro being a wholly owned subsidary of Nike,that means we're top drawer no?

I thought Fry was supposed to have said there aren't any bids--yet. Most confusing really.

Chablis me up then.

Deception Point would be a fair stab I think.

At least Rhonda and then Tommac were a bit of a laugh for those working the graveyard shift;

I'm working tomorrow, not on Saints administration though.

He's probably not involved, he's just the sales gimmick attached. You know like the birds in bikinis with nice knockers that they drape over car bonnets at the Motor Show. You know you'll only get the basic Renault Clio in the end but the more you flash on the tart the more likely you are to buy it and not a Vauxhall Cavalier.

Anyway there isn't any football and we're not even sure that there will be any next season either. Football buffs should return in July/August.

Doubt it, bids there may be but no-one wants to pay off enough of the debt to make them viable. We should just tell them all to foak off (see what I did there) and start again with all the charity cash, a new young team in the conference or something and a ground share with Eastleigh or Totton. Not convinced it wouldn't be the right way to go.

How can he be offered a contract when we don't know how much longer we'll be in existence? It just doesn't make any sense.Unless he can be got on some sort of apprentice/YOP scheme where the taxpayer pays him.

Oh they'll let it drag on and on, no point in investing money now when there's another charity bash on the 17th to pay the wage bill for another month. If any of these candidates have serious money they didn't get it by being too quick to flash the cash. Nothing definitive for at least another 2 weeks IMO.

Nope definitely George Best as above. Frank Worthington might have done so as well though. Best's quote were always a bit of a laugh though.

That's a beech ,walnut see a buyer this side of Christmas.

It's all bullsh*t anyway, if anything serious as happening we'd know at least a little something about it by now.We're going broke I expect.