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Only 2 Seals, you know straight away that that's a crock then, Seals operate in teams not in pairs.43 and 44 is pushing the age limit for Seals as well. Ex Seals maybe.

You need to have a look at the deep web,Phil (don't click on anything that looks even remotely dodgy though) All this stuff has been spread about all week plus far more. There are some real nutters down in those dark places but there are also some people who "know stuff". I use Tor but if you ever think of going there you need the best anti everything software that money can buy.

Secret surveillance system ? It's just one of their see all, know all satellites, probably the one that watches over Diego Garcia, looks like it from the little map on the news reports. Don't thnk the yanks like UFOs, they might even have downed it if they didn't like the way it was heading.

Really what ? The OS puts him at 76kg for 1.88m and Morgan at 75kg for 1.81m, data is probably just duff though.

He'll be back, hope we're working on a new avenue for getting shot of him, pretty woeful for Juve yesterday. Seems to be just an EL option for them just now.

Exactly, he's not great defensively as of yet. 20 million would be a goodly sum for him just now because there are better players available for far less and they are the finished article. If you offered me Coentrao or Kurzawa for Shaw as a straight swap I'd be really made up. Weren't Utd supposed (paper talk I guess) supposed to be considering a bid of just 30 million for Shaw and Lallana ?

Wanyama being doubtful again is of concern, he's not really looked "right" since he came back and the chipped bone obviously hasn't healed up perfectly as of yet. I do wonder about Wanyama sometimes, with his apparent bulk you'd expect him to be a bit of a heavyweight but according to the OS he's just a kg heavier than Morgan so I'd be led to suspect that he might have a bit of a fragile bone structure. Still no doubt we'll put out a team capable of beating Norwich, I'd really like to see Chambers go forward a notch with Clyne at RB, don't think it will happen though, expect JWP or Davis to partner Morgan.

the island is british, the US base there is enormous, probably one of the biggest outside the US and Hawaii, a very sensitive place used for all sorts of strange things that " don't happen". In fact there are already a few conspiracy theories about that the plane was actually taken there for some reason or other. I can't be bothered to actually read them, leave that to Pap.

If it was flying west'ish for 5 hours it wouldn't be far from Diego Garcia (or in theory anyway). They'd know of any unidentified aircraft that came within 1000 miles or so of there so yes they might well know exactly where it was if that case scenario should have happened.

don't think you'll be seeing Fer for a fair while actually.

The pitch was poor, we tried to adapt but it threw us a bit. You could see the ball bobble up and put the player into trouble a few times. Think our pass success rate was one of our poorest this season.

probably his Mum and his Gran.

Good win. Was that Plan B though, not sure that I like it very much.

I think we knew that, just citing a recent case of a "near miss". Can't see it being a shoot down myself, area isn't really a conflict zone.

Perhaps, thought it was far less than that myself, less than 10 minutes.

Was there not a case just the other day of a N.Korean missile test "nearly" hitting a Chinese passenger flight. Nearly is probably an exageration though, they tend to use that definition if the two flying objects are in roughly the same area at roughly the same time.

I couldn't say, wouldn't doubt that it's got something to do with the hordes of juveniles that can be seen hanging around McDonalds or Costa at all hours in any town of significant population.

WGS already had a track record with South Americans at Coventry I seem to remember, also wanted nothing to do with Anders Svenssons "flair" play, didn't he make some sort of reference to a particular piece of skill from Svensson as a "circus trick". Not the most modern thinking of managers perhaps.

Anyway as Victor's game for Kenya has now been pushed back to tomorrow at 4 I doubt that he'll be in the starting line up on Saturday....unless he plays just a few minutes for Kenya tomorrow, can't see that as he's their star player. Will probably be the last one back to Southampton, some time on friday I expect..

No anyone,must be a Pompey fan's selection. 2nd half perhaps

Probably because defenders and defensive systems are so much better, sport evolves, lesser men do less well.

Well someone extreme erudite financial wizard explained it all to us the other day, can't remember his name or exactly what was said but we definitely reduced share capital to pay a dividend last year. Why would a self sufficient and presumably large majority shareholder actually do that whilst the club has been borrowing money from the BVI ? Wish I could find the post.

We might just have a bit better idea when we see the accounts to last June 30 which should be out at the start of next month I think. I'm sure that someone will trawl them up from Companies House for us. Not that I'm particulary au-fait with these things but I'd say that the size of the dividend paid to "shareholders" last year might tell us large about the owners intentions. Is that right you money men ? We reduced share capital ie KLs loans converted into equity to pay a dividend to err KL. The size of that operation might tell us something right ?

as per usual really, lost count of the number of dopey footballers dragged through the mud by skanky women just after a few bob. What's that this year 2 or 3 and it's only March.

Inter are said to be interested in Osvaldo as well, we are said to be interested in Taider from Inter so perhaps if Juve don't take up the option with a bit of horse trading between us and Inter everybody will be suited. I just wish we had a real CEO to give us some sort of direction just now.