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did you know that the Moroccan army outnumbers the British Army ? And yet I don't think they're involved in Afghanistan or Iraq . Seems to be just a fictious solution to local unemployment, probably a conscript army which as we all know is worth the square root of sod all. My boy says that their Navy officiers were of about the same value.

don't need a first aid kit...I haven't got one. In theory you need an alcohol test but non possession of one isn't punished for the time being. You need a red triangle and a flourescent yellow vest plus the aforementioned alcohol test if you want to be totally kosher.

correct, I see that the Turks are now demanding action, why don't they just go and get on with it then. It would seem to me that they have had no scruples in the past when pursuing airstrikes on Syrian kurds so if they want action just let them go and get on with it, no-one will mind and they can always trump up an excuse, them being neighbours and all. All that I can see here is the US just itching to provoke Iran and an excuse to go after them..some history of red line or other.

probably just found out he's playing with a bunch of U18s against Barnsley tonight.

especially with that Campbell bloke (ex MU of course) winning against Citeh all by himself. Looked a much better player than Lambert in respect of agility and physical impact. Still can't see Lambert being dropped just like that. He'll be in this time but needs to start getting on the PL scoresheets from open play cos penalty kings are not much in demand.

Mata criticised Mourihno's decisions at Madrid methinks, Casilias perhpas.

we won't want to lose. I heard that our Capital Cup exit did not sit well with NC last year although how good the source was I wouldn't know. Contributed to Adkins demise perhaps.

anyway for a tinpot solution to a tinpot problems the Saudis and Kuwaitis have all the armaments they need to go and sort it out themselves. What is the point of us selling them stuff if they're not prepared to go and use it to sort out problems in their own area. Morocco and Algeria have pretty big armies, let them sort it out for once.

we must have a new range of arms to sell. French are just itching to get down there and try out their shiny,brand new home produce cruise missiles,sell a few Rafales as well. Lets face it you can't sell arms to the Saudis and Kuwaitis nowadays without showing them what they can do. Might even go for Iran in the ensuing confusion, a total bollix situation.

big party+ small children =no ambling and no low cost+ hire car because you need a shedload of stuff that hire cars cannot provide and that you can't take with you.. Long ferries= giant cost, the days of the 10£ return ticket financed by the average brit's expenditure on fags and booze are long gone. Tunnel is the way to go,especially with small kids. On the money front Tunnel A/R May 14 = approx 120£, Portsmouth-Le Havre with a car and 4 people, way in excess of 300£ unless there are special offers.

Tokyo FC wanted Lee but he turned them down, can only see him getting another club in Japan or Russia or something. Wants too much money for his limited talent which would probably not suit everywhere. When we signed him he was a Japan international who'd scored a goal that gave them the continental championship. Now he's just a highly paid also ran with a nasty looking injury record.

nah they're just every agents go to solution when they're desperately hawking a player about with just a few days of the transfer window remaining. Spurs are paying through the nose for everything that moves, desperately seeking to regain fan approval when they sell Bale. Bale made their season last year, without him they'd have been in the direly dire and nothing has changed. Capoué is bolloaks and Soldado looks like a 30 milion£ penalty king.

Tunnel obviously, then the RN through Amiens to the northern suburbs of Paris, not a bad road, will save you tons in "peages" although if you don't want to be bothered at that level the A16 will cost you about 25 euros for each vehicle and put you in the same spot about 90 minutes earlier. Round Paris by the A86(west),you'll just have to be patient though it's always choc a bloc. A10/A11 as far as Chartres and then you have the N10 directly to Poitiers, often dual carriageway. You can mappy it all though,it will tell you how much the peages are etc.

De Ridder will have taken a huge knockdown in salary, half or less I'd suspect.Perhaps they're not all willing to do that.

we must be real weirdos not to comprehend that deliberately publishing erroneous information purporting to have come directly from the club is obviously "having a laugh". Still coming from a native of the island where knocking people off their bikes and filming it for youtube footage was invented "for a laugh" I can accept that I'm out of phase.

work permit considerations perhaps, getting everything done and dusted so that we could meet the deadline if we could get a permit this week.

they could probably get Guilavogui for about 30 bob though, a truly nothing player who would join their long list of absolute failures.

humour, trying to put people off going to the game , humour? compulsive bullsh*tting more like.

I can't really believe that we've sold 5000 for Barnsley away on a tuesday night, really I can't. From the OS this morning Tickets for this match remain on general sale. You can buy yours at Oakwell right up until kick-off at 7.45pm this evening. Read more at http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/article/barnsley-vs-saints-preview-1016466.aspx#FIAj5Vv6fiTvlfY1.99

she never was all that good looking, decently average I suppose but she was a "femme fatale" sort that blokes just can't resist, some of them are even a bit ugly you know like Angelina Jolie and Demi Moore. Prefered Mandy Rice-Davies myself, better looking in a slutty sort of way, mind you I was about 8 at the time

Got a feeling that we might see Cropper on the bench or even in goal. Unless he's injured of course, must be some reason why he didn't play for the U21s

Tadanari Lee will have virtually no transfer value...reatively big salary and less than a year's contract left, we'll be lucky to give him away especially with his "I want to play all of the time attitude" that he displayed when refusing FC Tokyo. A move that looked promising when he came here that has turned into a complete debacle. Also gives our probably non-existant credibility with the Work Permit board another step downwards.

you've been watching re-runs of Poldark again..I can tell.

8 down now, PPs aren't much use when you're all out. Fortunately we got Hughes when we did, otherwise it was curtains for us.

no doubt, then again i don't set much store on loyalty and being a good bloke. Well I do but not when judging professional footballers. Davis has many weaknesses, I believe i pointed them out to you all in the run up to our first season back in the Prem. You're a knob and a loony was the general verdict but come the first few games I was shown to be absolutely right. Davis is not a PL keeper and his failings cost us the NPC title.