Bearsy

them penisbeakers do not seem to be big enough. Or is you just rinse the tip? I was thinking of getting my whole shaft+balls in there.

Less than 2 weeks till Baby Cambridge christening yo! Is you all really excited! I can hardly sleep at night! What plans has you got for the big day? I'm gonna have Baby Cambridge breakfast, then I'm gonna buy Baby Cambridge Christening Commemorative Newspaper. Then I'm gonna shave head and wear nappy like Baby Cambridge and go to the place where Baby Cambridge is having the Baby Cambridge Christening, I think they do it in Palace rather than the Church, and I will stand outside thinking of Babv Cambridge and singing songs bout Baby Cambridge that I am going to write myself. Here is one I have wrote to tune of Sing Hosanna: Give me joy in my heart baby cambridge give me joy in my heart, I pray give me joy in my heart baby cambridge baby cambridge till the break of day. ba-by Cambridge! Ba-by Cambridge! ba-by Cambridge is the King of kings! ba-by Cambridge! Ba-by Cambridge! I bet he's got a massive thing.

i woke up one time and was smelling a funny smell. "What is that funny smell?" I was saying. Bird was shaking with suppressed mirth. Then she burst out laughing, she was really pissing herself. Turns out that before i woke she had dipped a finger in her vag and wiped a line of pussy juice under my nose, like a snail trail or something. She thinks this is the funniest joke ever, whereas I'm more like what the fuck is the matter with you? I'm thinking of sending her in for testing.

Thanks windows. Can you contact Sepp Blatters and let me know pls. Tks.

I wish MLG would come + put this to bed once and for all, I'm tired of hearing bout it! I reckon he can't cos he played for Les Bleus Petit Hommes vs Toulans Tournament, but I need MLG to sign off on this with his authoritah!

I reckon we should play our most handsome XI cos the likes of Rooney + Phil Jones will be embarrass in comparison and it will affect their confidence. G-Nigga Chambers Lovren Fonte Hooiveld Cork Schneiderlin Do Prado Rodriguez Tadanari Osvaldo

But I ain't done it yet! I am definitely going to tho. I'm gonna twerk the shit out of him.

i will dance with u at the post match disco Hatch. I will do the twerk on u.

The9 was saying that at kit launch shorts was pictured with built in knob-sack, but when season started players wore shorts without built in knob-sack. Or maybe it was other way round, I don't remember. Do you have knob-sack?

yeah i found myself unsympathetic with the starns. Suck it starns! I was thinking to myself. I hope the 2.5m acoustic fence falls over + crushes ur cucumbers.

WARNING: This is pretty bad + graphic bout terrorists [video=youtube_share;FsF3HspQY6A]

they're not ur kids frank, you don't have to love them all equally. I quite like to read what people think bout which players is better than others.

It claims to be 40ft, but it's only 32ft in reality.

does anyone have picture of the all-new 40ft Cortesedome?

No, more like this Michael.

lol one of the reasons i pay my £5 is so i don't accidentally call my mum a mong, or at least i can edit before she sees it.

can't choose ur family

coincidentally the attendance last year which was a Sat game was 30,501. Maybe it was just all the pious swans gone to Church.

cos in 20 years time it'll be packed out with glory hunters paying megabucks to watch The Cortese Saints of South London trounce River Plate in World League semi-final.

article here making the startling observation that Adam is better than Milner. Someone needs to let hodgson know bout this! http://www.football365.com/f365-features/8964451/WhoScored365

i refuse to believe that's a man. What is he thinking? Stand up FFS!

i reckon you guise could afford to pay a bit more. Some of you can still afford to go on holidays and live in house. Some of ur kids is wearing clothes and eating 3 meals per day. It makes me sick think bout all the money ur wasting that you could be giving to Cortese.

... edit: wrong thread yo

i thought thread title said rapiest. Clicked in, lost interest.