ChrisPY

Assume it's a 'points' system like the fantasy football games. Goals would count for a fair few points. Therefore the best defenders in the league are the ones who do well attacking...

Nigel Pearson to reject them.

Should have been doing better with the players at the club. Did a fantastic job getting them to the Prem but couldn't cut it with the big boys.

Like that Peterborough keeper in one of copello's first squads.

You should phone, email or fax John W******d if you want some ivy.

Does this mean it's too late for ocean finance to consolidate their debt?

I like it when he sings Candy Shop. It makes me happy.

Manchester United Chelsea Liverpool Arsenal Tottenham Aston Villa Everton Manchester City West Ham Sunderland Newcastle Nottingham Forest Leicester Coventry Sheffield Wednesday Leeds Derby Southampton Birmingham West Brom

No thanks. We'd lose to Brum so might as well give them a bye.

Top bloke. My dad got him to sign the back of a Saints ticket a few months back in Sainsburys, Hedge End.

Apparently the skates were staying at the Botley Grange Hotel last night (£30 a night for a room for 2!). Got into my room at 4am. Hopefully woke a few of them up although I expect their nerves may have had a few of them unable to sleep anyway!

8 fingers and 2 thumbs work better than 9 fingers and 2 thumbs when picking up an item.

or Grant, Grant, wherever you may be You sh*g hookers in Eeeeeeeeastleigh It could be worse, could be a proper skate, Taking your sister out on a date.

4 days left to go, Left to go for Pompey 4 days 3 days 2 days 1 day Then there's no more Pompey To One man and his dog.

Yes.

Gaydamaks a Nazi Chanrai hates Tibet The Sheiks they had no money Now Pompey's f*cking sh*t

Brilliant idea. We'd barely raise enough to pay for John Utaka for half a day so it's not going to be helping them. Just a massive p*ss take.

You could always sell me that seat for £35

Hi, I live in the Petersfield area and I want a book. Could you tell me the number of a book shop in Petersfield. Thanks.

Avram Graaant Avram Graaant Down to Horton Heath he goes With a fiver in his pocket 'Cos he wants a cheeky blow To the 'Build a bonfire' tune.

You can stick your red roses up your arse, Stick your red roses up your arse, Stick your red roses, Stick your red roses, Stick your red roses up you arse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBilUWQAjM

PLEASE DON'T MOVE BLOCK 42! Really looking forward to this one!

Republic of Ireland. Not british. Northern Ireland. British hth

To the tune of the adeybayor/his dad washes elephants etc. Otsemebor otsemebor he's not from Brighton but his arse is sore.