ChrisPY

Pos 10th. Played 12. Won 9. Draw 1. Lose 2. For 31. Against 13. Points 18. Won 8 and drawn 1 of last 9 games. Saganowski 16 goals in 12 starts and 4 sub appearances. Mifsud 8 goals in 8(3). Schneiderlin 5 goals in 10. Saganowski average rating 7.51 Schneiderlin 7.49 Mifsud 7.38 Davis Harding Perrier-Doumbe Hines Jaidi van der Meyder Waigo Schneiderlin Hammond Saganowski Mifsud Subs Ikeme Mills Perry Lallana Holmes Lambert Tyson Signings Mifsud FREE van der Meyde FREE Ikeme 275k Tyson 475k Hines 450k Perrier-Doumbe FREE

Away to Wimbledon.

w00t 1 post left for the day. 3-0 will do.

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2-1 last minute winner for Oldham. I'm sure in a couple of months I'll be predicting Saints wins but I haven't got over the last few years just yet!

Why are the only 2 options 'play offs' or 'scrape survival'? I think a realistic target would be a respectable top half finish. Play offs would be a fantastic achievement and anything below 12th would IMO be failure.

Have they not placed their advert on the wrong South Coast club's forum?

Sign another striker?

Shoplifitng not rape.

Mr Le Tissier. First the betting scandal and now this. All IMHO of course (or something like that...).

Sell Forecast Pulis Molyneux Boyle Poke Loan Gobern White McLaggon Lancashire Sign Good youngsters from League 1, 2 and Conference. Cheap, add depth to the squad and should have some potential unlike the players listed above under 'sell'.

Cruise ship complete with crew. Building company complete with materials. A proffessional chef complete with food and kitchen equipment. I would then transform my island into a paradise where people would cruise to spending lots of their money and making me very wealthy. Although I'm not allowed off of my island I can use my money to fly friends and family to me.

Tyler, I think his name was, who predicted the results where they were nearly all correct or one out was clearly a plant. He was 'working them out' as DB read out the results.

Just above the table with the hats on giving John Westwood a blow job.

Lol at it failing! Wouldn't have affected the outcome of the game and someone has to take money off the greedy bookmakers! That said if a skate had done this it would be disgusting and an embarrassment to football.

Speaking of golf, I have masturbated twice today.

Because 100% of young doctors are foreign? There are plenty of people across all age groups who can't do simple maths. It's ridiculous to make a sweeping generalisation that anyone of a certain age are 'thick' and can't add up a few numbers. Admittedly, some exams have become easier and a good pass can be achieved after a few drinks (Additional Science 2008), however this does not mean the younger generation are unintelligent. If exams are getting easier but kids are getting 'thicker', you would expect pass rates to stay the same. Pass rates are rising which would more or less corrolate with the falling difficulty of exams meaning the intelligence of youngsters in the 21st century is not that different to youngsters in the 20th.

Stoke-on-Trent is actually classed as a city.

I'd like to appologise on behalf of William. Unfortunately he is a terminal patient at a local house who we have taken, along with other patients to Hedge End driving range. Due to his illness, William now believes he is a 'proffessional' and often makes up stories of his achievements to sound better than others. It can be very embarassing especially in cases such as this and others such as the time Colin Montgomery visited. I can assure you that William has never captained Europe to Ryder Cup glory. I hope everyone who has been upset by William's comments will forgive him and understand that his illness causes him to become deluded and often antagonistic. Yours apologetically, Dr. X

Up to the players if they stay IMO. If they want to stay they can both offer us something but if they want to leave they can. The club doesn't rely on them, they rely on the club.

4th ever team. That sounds a bit better...

What he said.

I'm offended by your outrageous generalisation of posters who have commented on this thread. It is wrong to group all the people who have contributed to this thread as racists. I hereby request that you change the name with which you post under to 'Stereotyping W*nker' as you are not worthy to post under a name linked to the great Matthew Le Tissier. It is clear to me that you feel the need to group people which no doubt has led to a great number of posters being offended.

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Just a guess but this game was only recently arranged. I'm assuming Sky contact clubs and ask for a list of pre season fixtures and this wouldn't have been one of the ones we listed because it hadn't been arranged at the time.