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Just above the table with the hats on giving John Westwood a blow job.

Lol at it failing! Wouldn't have affected the outcome of the game and someone has to take money off the greedy bookmakers! That said if a skate had done this it would be disgusting and an embarrassment to football.

Speaking of golf, I have masturbated twice today.

Because 100% of young doctors are foreign? There are plenty of people across all age groups who can't do simple maths. It's ridiculous to make a sweeping generalisation that anyone of a certain age are 'thick' and can't add up a few numbers. Admittedly, some exams have become easier and a good pass can be achieved after a few drinks (Additional Science 2008), however this does not mean the younger generation are unintelligent. If exams are getting easier but kids are getting 'thicker', you would expect pass rates to stay the same. Pass rates are rising which would more or less corrolate with the falling difficulty of exams meaning the intelligence of youngsters in the 21st century is not that different to youngsters in the 20th.

Stoke-on-Trent is actually classed as a city.

I'd like to appologise on behalf of William. Unfortunately he is a terminal patient at a local house who we have taken, along with other patients to Hedge End driving range. Due to his illness, William now believes he is a 'proffessional' and often makes up stories of his achievements to sound better than others. It can be very embarassing especially in cases such as this and others such as the time Colin Montgomery visited. I can assure you that William has never captained Europe to Ryder Cup glory. I hope everyone who has been upset by William's comments will forgive him and understand that his illness causes him to become deluded and often antagonistic. Yours apologetically, Dr. X

Up to the players if they stay IMO. If they want to stay they can both offer us something but if they want to leave they can. The club doesn't rely on them, they rely on the club.

4th ever team. That sounds a bit better...

What he said.

I'm offended by your outrageous generalisation of posters who have commented on this thread. It is wrong to group all the people who have contributed to this thread as racists. I hereby request that you change the name with which you post under to 'Stereotyping W*nker' as you are not worthy to post under a name linked to the great Matthew Le Tissier. It is clear to me that you feel the need to group people which no doubt has led to a great number of posters being offended.

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Just a guess but this game was only recently arranged. I'm assuming Sky contact clubs and ask for a list of pre season fixtures and this wouldn't have been one of the ones we listed because it hadn't been arranged at the time.

IMO there are players waiting for a CCC club to come and get them. Players like Lita that don't want to play for a league 1 team. Maybe our ambition, Pardew and the wages that we can offer (hopefully at this stage no more than on a par with a mid-table CCC club for the top players) will tempt some to drop down a division for a season or two.

Very clever barrister (QC). That quote was from the prosecution and they've got the reaction they wanted from you, and probably the jury.

No update from exit2 on the text to Mrs P means one of 2 things. 1- No reply. 2- He's in talks but you can't say anything. I reckon it's number 2, that's not to say he's definitely going to sign but fingers crossed.

Saga and Rasiak will be shipped out IMO after watching Pards interview on SaintsTV. Would leave Bent, Lita, John and possibly Lallana (depending on whether Pardew uses him as a midfielder or striker if he stays) battling for 2 spots and Patterson and White as back up.

He was so dominant.

And I think it's gonna be a short short time Till Pom-pey come down again to find We're not the team we used to be Oh no no no we're super rich Super rich and we're soaring up the league. To the tune of Rocket Man. Perhaps it could do with some work... or I could just get my coat now...

Obviously not but the main point is draws against Eastleigh and Totton, and a loss against Bournemouth shouldn't be a major concern. 11 half time subs show these games are just about fitness and getting the players used to playing again.

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1725046,00.html 'First Team Manager'. Is that like a head coach?? Good appointment IMO and I'm pretty sure he'll have been assured financial backing. No way would he have taken this job otherwise as if he fails here then his managerial career is probably over. Money will go a long way to securing AP's success. Happy this morning.

Adams T 6/4 Tisdale, P 11/4 Strachan, G 7/2 Coppell S 6/1 Ferguson D 6/1 Shearer, A 8/1 Boothroyd, A 10/1 The 7 favourites according to SkyBet would make up a great shortlist (minus Adams). Would be pleased with any 1 of the other 6 (less so Shearer/Boothroyd).

Just a rumour, but apparently Darren Fergusen has had a request to speak to us accepted after we enquired (with a decent sum of money) about his availability. Speaking to us today or tomorrow if the story is to be believed. Not sure on the reliability though as I haven't had any ITK Saints news off this person before. The fact he's just signed a 4 year contract would make me hesitate in believing this however the pay off we've initially offered (not accepted yet by Posh) is a considerable ammount which could be close to paying off that contract.

a) New Manager? Steve Coppell b) His assistant? Kevin Dillon and Wally Downes c) Five realistic players? Alan Bennett, Leroy Lita, Ricky Lambert, David Prutton, Richard Eckersley (Loan) d) A job for MLT? Club Ambassador e) One ground improvement? Re-open the corners. f) One catering improvement? Invite local companies to sell local produce in the concourses instead of overpriced crap. g) New half time entertainment? A man dressed as a duck runs around the centre circle. 3 randomly selected season ticket holders have 1 minute each to fire as many balls at the duck from an oversized 'gun' that works similar to a tennis ball launcher. One point is awarded for every ball that hits the duck and 3 for every ball that hits the duck off his feet. The winning season ticket holder recieves a free season ticket for the following season. We can afford to give away 19 season tickets. h) Picture in the boardroom? Why just one? The Dell, 1976, Matty vs Arsenal, The Fans of 03.

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