Saint in Paradise

Oh, I have never heard of him

Alas that is the person :cry:

A private jet carrying Dave Chappelle ( WHO ? ) was forced to make an emergency landing after the comedian began acting strangely. TMZ reports that the jet was travelling from New Jersey to Ohio, where Chappelle lives, when it was diverted to Pittsburgh, because the pilot ruled that he was a safety risk. However, his representatives say the incident was due to a bowel problem. Chappelle allegedly 'freaked out' and refused to wear his seat belt on board, a source told TMZ. He repeatedly walked into the ****pit and asked how much longer the flight would take, and is said to have grabbed the pilot's arms. After the plane landed, Chappelle is said to have checked into a hotel, where he was heard telling employees he wanted to rent a car to complete his journey, but couldn't remember where he lived. Chappelle's spokesperson told TMZ that Chappelle was suffering from a reaction to some food and needed to use the toilet. He said the bathroom onboard the jet was "not the kind he needed".: http://nz.entertainment.yahoo.com/100704/7/k1uq.html

Blimey Derry you must be near to retirement age then, it must take years and years to clock those hours ?

The Lockerbie bomber could survive for 10 years or longer, according to the cancer specialist who said last year he would be dead within three months of his release. Professor Karol Sikora, who assessed Abdelbaset Ali Mohmet al-Megrahi for the Libyan authorities almost a year ago, told The Sunday Times newspaper it was "embarrassing" that he had outlived his three-month prognosis. The Scottish government provoked outrage from the United States when it released Megrahi from prison in August 2009 on compassionate grounds because he is suffering from terminal cancer. http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/7511885/lockerbie-bomber-could-live-10-years/

You lot are very lucky as at least your "experts" have at least played the game at very high levels. We have a clown called Martin Devlin and, well I better not say what I really think about him. Oh yes and during the highlights prog they sometimes show the games in reverse order to how they were played so that in the advert breaks when they also give snippets about what will be in the news they tell you who has been knocked out. This means that there is no point watching anymore. Quite frankly the TV coverage is very very amateur but at least we have the UK commentators.

Yes indeed it is, but I meant that I don't pay for their benefits and dole money

The midfielder has inked a one-year agreement with the Blues and joins Joel Ward and Tom Kilbey, who signed new deals earlier this week. I was under the impression that they couldn't give new contracts ??

kulula’s 'Flying 101' plane design achieves global fame Jo'burg, 08 February 2010 kulula's latest plane design has been a worldwide hit after being seen by plane-spotters en-route to South Africa. Photos of the new livery dubbed 'Flying 101' have since been viewed by millions having appeared on some of the world’s leading blogs, spurring a frenzy of online comments. All this before it even touched down in South Africa. The design covers the planes exterior in a tongue-in-cheek guide to the various parts of the planes interior, such as the 'Mile-high initiation chamber'. The plane is just one of a fleet expansion of eight state-of-the-art Boeing 737-800s (each with a unique livery). As these planes will be replacing the 737-400's currently used in kulula's fleet, South Africans can look forward to spotting the new 800's during this year. "The 'Flying 101' was conceptualised and designed by kulula's in-house design department. This branding idea is a result of our 2010 strategy to demystify air travel for our fans," comments Nadine Damen, kulula Marketing Manager. "Initially spotted by plane-spotters across the globe, our 'Flying 101' plane has become famous on the world wide web before touching South African soil," continues Damen. "We'’ve been amazed by the number of blogs that have posted 'Flying 101' images as well as the large number of people talking about the new branding on Twitter." The first Boeing, branded with the 'Flying 101,' landed in Johannesburg on Monday, 8th February 2010 and will start operating from 13th February 2010. The second Boeing is currently undergoing its transformation and will appear to kulula fans much like an oversized container box, with the words 'this way up' printed on its side, is scheduled to start operating on the 8th February 2010. Photographs of the aircraft are also featured on the "Plane Gallery" section of the Kulula website. The gallery features photographs of other planes in the company's fleet, including one with a distinctive camouflage paint job and another that sports a "Cow Parade" design. Kulula is well known for its rather quirky sense of humour and the Flying 101 livery adds to that reputation. The company also uses humour in its advertisements, one of which raised the ire of football governing body FIFA, who apparently didn't see the funny side. This is the link to pictures of some of their other planes. https://www.kulula.com/info/aircraft-pictures-kulula-fleet-photo-gallery.aspx?utm_source=kulula-com&utm_medium=banner&utm_term=meet-our-fleet&utm_campaign=plane-gallery-awareness

They have this show on over here and I watched 2 episodes, IF I was a UK taxpayer and having to pay for those retar-ed scumbags on it I would be :x:x However as I don't pay for them :lol: One more thing not all of them are from portsmouth

That's a relief then:lol:

I thought you were seeing as a skate just dumped you by text ? .

Oh dear, I have just heard they have changed and are going to Sardina instead of Switzerland:lol:

That would NOT be seen as good news by the majority IMHO How come Dave BP says if he ( DBP ) was in charge it's his way or the highway BUT when Mr Cortese runs Saints like that DBP hates it ??? .

Perhaps he is the one who should be hanged then

Send a PM to St will .......Oh:blush:

http://ourinterplanetaryfuture.com/?page_id=3 .

Mr Cortese has decided to clear every decision with Dave Benson Phillips before implementation of same.

I rarely eat airline food, I am not a snob with regards to food but I have found even business class stuff is not that good. This is with several airlines over many years.

http://www.1001crash.com/index-page-video-lg-2.html :scared:

I think Turkish and DBP are trying to become the next "Little and Large" They weren't exactly the best comedians either

2 minute cartoon about Wiley and Roadrunner, made me laugh especially at the end http://www.hauraki.co.nz/content/web/fridayfunny/RR.wmv .

Sorry to seem pedantic but a couple of the names mentioned were not considered as they were still injured or had only played a few minutes and so were nothing like fit enough. Owen and Hargreaves

You go on other forums Where do you get the time You need to stay here to keep young Baj under control :lol:

Thorpe, the only thing about dune that I can put up with is his belief in UFO's Please just try and ignore him, I try but now and then I do confess to biting, anyway as Ponty said please keep posting. S.I.P.