Master Bates

Ikea received their first delivery of goods on January 5th. Thousands of shoppers from across the south are predicted to flock to the opening of the Swedish home furnishing giant’s 18th UK store. The new 900-space multi-storey car park is expected to be completely full hours before the grand opening with shoppers keen to be the first through the door. And would you believe it, Sven Goran Eriksson's in the crowd. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=m91EqPeJiXk

If you look like this, then you're gonna get happy slapped. Can't believe I haven't been happy slapped yet. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4024702.Happy_slap_gang_film_attack_on_Southampton_teenager/#commentsform

Not murder but where I live, the woman who used to live there 26 years ago before us died in her bed.

Yep, knew it was one of them, ok...... Imagine if Nottm Forest made a bid for McGoldrick, would that be good or bad?

Imagine if Nottm Forest made a bid to get him back, would that be good or bad?

Rudi Skacel then, I was right: Southampton full-back Rudi Skacel doubts whether he will be at the Championship club next season. The Czech Republic midfielder, who has found himself at left-back for The Saints this term, is out of contract at St Mary's this summer. Southampton are currently second-from-bottom in the table and Skacel believes Jan Poortvliet often fields starting XIs containing too many youngsters. When asked what his future is at Southampton he told deniksport.cz: "Honestly, I don't know.

I don't drink at half time, I do the whole 90mins except weekday games when i've got work the next day, surely you must remember or is the alzheimers kicking in now

I was sat in the Northam and for once the stewards never hassled us during the game, stood up all the way through. Cheers Stewards nickh, i'm surprised you're able to stand for 90mins

You edited, good fella

Skacel? Wright-Phillips? There's a thread somewhere with it all on, can't find it though.

Klingons spring to mind.

I'd love to look like that, that guy looks like he has muscles or at least body fat, both of which I lack. Look at his legs, mine are less than half the size.

I forgets about loan fees.

He'd be a loan player, so only wages?

Fit well with the other injured players then.

Does anyone know who it is yet? RIP

ARTURO LUPOLI appears set to quit Norwich unless boss Glenn Roeder gives him a game. Lupoli scored in the 1-1 FA Cup draw at Charlton — but the on-loan Fiorentina striker has not started a game since November. He said: “I’ve been patient but other clubs are interested. If I don’t play here I’ll go somewhere else.”

to?

Molami Bokoto

Can this be a daily thread?

Ah, Valley Slags Got a couple of theirs, MLT & Egil in the Sky With Lager

WS, Any idea if it's true that Iain Dowie is currently at SMS?

Not yet.

Tis true unfortunately, shame the referee forgot the rule where if you foul during a goal scoring opportunity and you're the last man you get a red. Or have I just made that up?