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Master Bates

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  1. I saw this obese woman in our local cafe. She had so many double chins, she looked like she was staring at me over a pile of pancakes. __________ I think I have become addicted to speed. Not to worry, it means theres only one more sleep until Christmas. _________ I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a ****ing paedophile.
  2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just visit this thread here at the bottom http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=71&page=4 ha ha, I said bottom
  3. But it won't be BWP seeing as he's travelling with us
  4. Yes
  5. Nooooo, Wright Phillips scores 23 goals for us in the second half on this season.
  6. I had beer insteadski and just done a pack of Walkers, it said WOW!
  7. I know what you mean it's ****ing **** b*****d **** **** ***** b*****d **** **** mobile hey? Why isn't b*stard filtered? As I say, what a **** filter
  8. Shay Lauren, she does videos
  9. That's f**king amazing, I tipped it
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  11. Same as the others, it's a face, but winking.
  12. Today in have eaten (in eated order): 2 dead fly biscuits Cooked breakfast For lunch i'll either have tomato & pasta soup or beer. Later I plan to eat some crisps.
  13. Now, this is a story all about how My car got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the patient of a hospital in Memphis.
  14. Bedfords is the way forward
  15. Now you've got it
  16. Do this for a bit
  17. Oh, never knew that, who is McCarthy in love with now?
  18. Is Davis to Stoke one that's collapsed too?
  19. Sarah Michelle Gellar tosses
  20. Block 18, HOWZAT?!?!
  21. I'M BLIND!!!! I just googled tits to do a quick PM and the first pic has kind of killed me for the day, at least I can boast mine's bigger
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