Pamplemousse

Their fans are absolutely desperate to have a bigger stadium than us. The reality is that they couldn't even sell out in the Premier League. 22-25000 is their level.

Kevin Friend is the referee

Has Heisenberg hacked your account?

When is Josh Sims back?

We need to win this really.

I did watch it, unfortunately. Makes me feel slightly better about Saints - we're still the best team on the South Coast.

Pelle was good for us overall, but there was an annoying spell where he was playing terribly and Koeman simply refused to drop him

Gillingham are absolutely awful. The skates haven't been that much better. A dreadful game of football.

If he was any good, he'd be in our academy

Skates on Sky tomorrow afternoon They've been on TV more than we have!

It didn't help that **** Advocaat in the week gave an interview where the journalist asked if he was worried about goal difference and he replied that Sweden wouldn't win 8-0

The Dutch aren't even winning. Not looking good for them really

Bradley Wright-Phillips was cheered because he robbed from the skates

Unfortunately, this story has come from the Daily Express, the very definition of fake news.

I will judge him on his performances in this season, if he looks like he isn't putting in 100% or isn't fully committed.

The English press, in particular sports journalists, are despicable. This type of reporting doesn't happen anywhere else in the world.

The players wanted Black to stay!

Espanyol, historically, are supporters of a united Spain (Espanyol = catalan for Spanish)

Celtic have already played us at St Mary's, for Lundekvam's testimonial.

Lol, no chance we'll sell him in January. He's utterly deluded. Or rather, his agent is. Every time he or his agent makes a comment in the press, the club should up the asking price by £10M

http://englishsoccerguide.com/meet-an-english-soccer-club-portsmouth-fc/ Interesting read. I feel that, as nutjobs, it is our responsibility to enlighten Paul about the real Portsmouth. It's interesting that he references the rivalry between Portland and Seattle, because this is the welcome Portland fans give to Seattle, and one I feel Saints ought to replicate whenever we next welcome our fishy friends...

Long up front on his own doesn't work unless we're playing on the counter attack, which we don't do. Play him on the right, drop Redmond and put Gabbiadini up front. However, I have a feeling that he'll just drop Redmond for Boufal instead

We will score more in one game (eventually) than we have for the entire season at home

Still jealous of Everton?

Now losing at home to Burnley...